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Two scientists walk through a cluttered old-fashioned science laboratory. The female scientist says “Analogue instruments! Paper records! Chalk boards! I thought you'd agreed to modernise the laboratory?” The male scientist replies “That's what i'm so excited about: we have moved to cloud-based storage for our data!” They step out onto a balcony. She says: “Please tell me you haven't built a library zeppelin” This is exactly what he has done. It floats across the sky and he adds “It's got a fax machine!”

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

The Summer isles are further North.

Yeah that's right.

One run allowed by that Bowler. And since crickets scores are usually in the triple figures it a remarkable feat.

Curtley Ambrose and Courtney Walsh in their full pomp was a thing to Behold especially if Dickie Bird was Umpiring.

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

Take Cotton with you. He tells me he's an expert in Lie Downs

Shadow Moon - Wikipedia

Did you read any of the sequel fiction by George Lucas and Chris Claremont? I read the first one and it was not good.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_...

You're thinking of Tom of Warburton

That's the human WHO DIDN'T ABANDON THE BOY!!!

Ma'am are you a Licensed Proctologist?

Klaus musing about how to make a living in comics.

#girlgenius #webcomics Girl Genius for 3/4 (www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php) For the first time ever, we were denied a table at Emerald City Comic Con. This is sad, as it's our local show, but not catastrophic, as like all comic shows, it's been eclipsed by other venues. But I'll miss the fans.

Any Pizza is Anathema to me so never had to risk them.

Bring back the old Sunday Roast Dinners or GTFO!

How I arrived on Bluesky

This is not the place for Egrets

We were halfway to Truro when the Pilchards Struck!

If only you and Klytus were still Pals!

But then you don't get your parking validated and you miss out on the new Gelato shop on 3

So not Chex Fenris after 24hrs with da new Pup then

a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

www.oglaf.com/pamphlets/

Three panels showing a bench on a small hill in London on a grey drizzly day. A man in a fedora carrying a suitcase arrives, then he is joined by a woman carrying an umbrella and a man in dark glasses reading a newspaper. They all look shifty and hurriedly converse: "Good." "Very." "Agreed." Then they all walk off down the hill. Caption: Every month, the Espionage Book Club discuss a classic work of spy fiction at a clandestine meeting. To minimise the risk of exposure, infiltration or surveillance by hostile agents, conversation is restricted to the essentials.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

Unless they were hardcore Liamites

a man with a beard and glasses is sitting in a chair with his hands on his stomach . Alt: a man with a beard and glasses is sitting in a chair with his hands on his stomach .

Yeah the George Galloway Endorsement made all the difference.

My Arse!

Does anyone know of anywhere that sells pre assembled bookcases, shelving etc.? We can't do even "easy assembly" due to disability and the likes of Amazon frequently lie about stuff being pre assembled.

In Space no one can hear you scream " I need one in Imperial!"