Ed Lin

hey, they’re better than raffles!

ancient indo-europeans took racing seriously, and some of the contests were hittite finishes

i’m really anticipating this book about bowling. the wait has me on pins

sometimes i need to jug my memory!

i sometimes need a tool to help me pour, funnely enough

i’ve always been indifferent to suckerfish, remora less

if a cantaloupe is too heavy to lift, use a cantilever

what dessert do trolls like? lair cake

i’ll tell you my cow joke later, i’m not in the mooooood now

so many sham papers were presented at the geology summit, but i never mentioned it to the press. i never talk schist

if i milked cows all day, i’d totally write entries about it in my dairy

why are chickens terrible pitchers? they tend to balk

i haven’t mentioned hungarian composers yet, but it was next on my liszt

i’m so bad at listening, i can’t even follow the heard

if you master geology, you might get a macarthur igneous grant

i was going to write a paper that did some finger pointing, but thumbthing else came up

some people despise mountain goats, but ibex to differ

i was in a band with astronomers but we broke up because the singer wanted to go solar

if you trade milk futures, you’re only quarting disaster

george takei says celebrate ghost month with ghost month! photo by @ghwatanabe.bsky.social

if i created a series of videos about forest trails, i’d ask viewers to lichen subscribe

i was looking over an ancient manuscript when i found a page was missing. surely it was the work of my nemesis, the creature from the black lacuna

i haven’t got to pot yet. i have feet of clay. i’m fired up! it’s my turn. demi moore!

did you hear about the potter who went into investing? she made a kiln in the market

thin pancakes are really crepey

i was so shocked when the stationery store moved

some people like to get snarky about ancient burial practices. i myself can do without the sarcophagus remarks

i had to end my project on walruses, elephants, and narwhals because i couldn’t multitusk

the gathering had expected short and meaningful remarks from me, but i showed them no pithy

i didn’t like bricklaying at first, but i discovered there was mortar love