Perfect little soup boy

True independent thinkers don't change their clocks just because everyone else does. I will do my own research and determine what time it is

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Pizza Man
Amery, WI

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

This sounds so good. Your opinion on a splash of vinegar towards the end?

you can tell that this isn't a real problem, because if it was this would be written by someone it happened to and not someone who it didn't happen to saying "but if it did that would have sucked."

It's been an awful winter, but soon it'll be April! and I'll go to a baseball game and it'll be 50 and gray and damp and the wind will cut through me and I'll be shivering and miserable by the third inning and my hot chocolate will already be cold and I'll think to myself, "this sucks so much ass."

Like I said when a judge makes a face like this during your arguments things are not going well for you in court

Buddy Broshears

Mfer couldn’t even win a war against Minnesota and now this?

Congrats

Everybody eating all the chicken tonight

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I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

Bryce Harper + Max Scherzer + Dave would be unstoppable

As a recently (happily) unemployed attorney I’d be glad to help draft a demand letter and/or civil complaint. I have time on my hands

9 makes a deep postseason run but ultimately doesn’t have What It Takes

Onions onions onions onions

New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.

“Gonna just be a learning experience” for Maye, says the commenter

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social These days, the football game of what's more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame - America is the time for together. And that's which of the fans. The fans of what it's most of all. Let's what it again: the fans of when it's more. September 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM

I was cracking up. Incredible commentary

Lmao

Picture from MTV of the background people at the half time show, Pedro Pascal is in the middle but Ronald acuña Jr is also there

Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????

Drake Maye does not appear to have “it”

Bad Bunny Halftime Show doing an easter egg to the 49ers substation electromagnetic field conspiracy theory.

Shoutout to whichever insurance company let him climb that pole without a harness. The understated MVP

Baseball low scoring pitchers’ duel: tense, riveting, compelling

Football low scoring defensive slugfest with mediocre QBs: boring, interminable, just show me Bad Bunny NOW