Kimbnuy

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

Male loneliness is the least they deserve, actually.

Microsoft has announced that windows 12 will burn your house down and kick your dog

Unless you want to use Ableton, if you want to use Ableton your only choice is playing a guitar with a spreadsheet open next to you and pretending

Hey did you know it's easy to sideboot a Linux POP install and that it can still read and use your windows file structure and play games so you don't need to lose everything to stop using this bullshit? I just think that's a really interesting fact.

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

Spending my GRS recovery writing my biblical toxic yaoi tokusatsu erotica Sodom X Gamera

Had pizza for the first time in 6 months,,, ough,,, see you again in another 6 months frisbee of infinite tummy ache

Eheheh snushine

(the main ingredient in love is 5-htp)

Comedowns are a sign that your heart is impure, it you experience these it is a sign that you simply must love harder u.u

Giving a guy on the dark web all the jellybeans in my pocket to skinamarink my boss

I gotta be honest I think half a decade is optimistic, that's what I had to wait 12 years ago and I can't imagine it's gotten better.

Like I know a lot of pressure is put on folks to do it /the right way/ but that's working under the false idea that they see any value in helping trans people exist.

Do not let your pursuit of yourself be scuppered or shaped by these vapid soulless fucks, you do not need permission to change from anybody other than yourself.

I cannot stress enough how important DIY HRT is, gender services are not set up to help you and they will not help you.

You will never be the CoRrEcT kInD oF tRaNnY for them and even if you are they will steal years of your life in return for subpar care delivered poorly.

screenshot of twitter but there is a faint overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen

screenshot of twitter but there is an overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen

screenshot of twitter but there is a heavy overlay of a horse image covering the entire screen, at this point, you cant really see anything behind the horse

due to my horrible doomscrolling addiction, i have made a script to slowly fade in a horse over my entire browser over the course of a minute that you cannot remove unless you refresh the page making it so i cant use twitter for more than 2 minutes

I grew up often homeless and missing meals. I had to poop in an outhouse. I’ve had to burn belongings for warmth. I lived in an area where Army recruiters promised a way out.

I still didn’t join the military.

Stop pretending it’s classist to say that joining the military is unacceptable.

char aznable (10 months hrt)

I think if you can ever be in latex and have the chance to have like,,, 6 incredibly pretty people's hands on your body at once you should do that.

The woke left don't want you to know this but Strapatsada is the best breakfast to prepare you for a day of taking substances and kissing pals /platonic

A picture of a shoebill next to a picture of pop musician Sabrina Carpenter. Both are measured at 152cm. Very suspicious.

They’re birdvestigating Sabrina Carpenter on instagram.

Tapping the sign

Also appreciate I am in the helpful position of being able to reliably cook for myself and have complete control over what I eat + am not disabled in a way that stops me going on big walkies

*slaps rabbit* this bnuy can fit so much vegetable

Losing 12% of your bodyweight in 5 months challenge (actually not that hard)

Clocky queen 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Two latex drones, one relaxed and sitting upon the side of a bed and one kneeling next to it. The one kneeling is looking with such need and adoration towards the sitting drone, which is impressive given it doesn't have a face.

Drones 🥰

With @kimbnuy.bsky.social and @petrichorus.bsky.social

Drones !

mr blobby, a childrens television character. he is pink with yellow polka dots and has eyes that would eat your soul

most scary american cryptid: "yeah haha if you hear a voice in the forest no you didnt haha man you dont even want to know what hides in appalachia haha no im not misappropriating native folklore what are you talking about"

least scary european cryptid:

So this is how it feels from the outside