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@noodleian

He/Him Them/They, 39 year old human being, watching the world burn and occasionally posting a Simpsons meme or an individual thought. Supporter of Macclesfield FC.

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Do they think people have literally no memory of past events at all?

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 806 πŸ” 224 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 23
Jimmy White sat down hand on face as he snatches defeat from the jaws of victory against Stephen Hendry at The Crucible.

Jimmy White sat down hand on face as he snatches defeat from the jaws of victory against Stephen Hendry at The Crucible.

95th minute winner for Chorley.

07.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep Hadley Freeman reprinted this lie in her Guardian column, and refused to apologise for it.

The Graun printed the most graceless retraction possible, never retweeted it or apologised z

07.03.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 466 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

My 4-year-old niece proudly announced that "English is the best language" and as punishment she's not allowed to paint any roundabouts for the rest of the month.

07.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 228 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

*Discovering the head of Muller is extremely right wing and endorsing AFD*

Right, I'll boycott them, try another brand pudding, fancy a bit of Dr Oetker. I wonder who Dr Oetker was.

*Checks history of Dr Oetker*

I don't really fancy any pudding this evening.

07.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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From a Β£1bn dream to a brutal collapse: How Brewdog hit the rocks The rise and fall of the garage start-up which set out to revolutionise the brewing industry.

Some businesses look like organised theft. According to this report, Brewdog founders James Watt and Martin Dickie have walked away from the wreckage of their business with Β£100 million. Investors lost Β£100 million. 484 staff lost their jobs this week
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.03.2026 08:48 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

It'd be like Frasier and Niles doing a rap record that wasn't in the show.

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse my unspiritual language but fuck this shit.

06.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
Griff hands Mel a large pink pill as the punchline to a sketch about prescription tranquillisers.

Griff hands Mel a large pink pill as the punchline to a sketch about prescription tranquillisers.

Morris in a never-used scene from Brass Eye (which is, however, clipped in the title sequence) brandishing the very same prop.

Morris in a never-used scene from Brass Eye (which is, however, clipped in the title sequence) brandishing the very same prop.

As someone who never caught the Oxide Ghosts film on tour, I'm enjoying the outtakes now going up on Michael Cummings YouTube channel, especially the revelation that the original Cake prop was repurposed from a 1995 edition of Smith & Jones.

06.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Headline from both the 16th Century and tonight's Spurs game:

Questions For Tudor Following Palace Catastrophe

05.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
Homer Simpson pours milk into a cereal bowl with Corn Flakes, the bowl spontaneously combuts.

Homer Simpson pours milk into a cereal bowl with Corn Flakes, the bowl spontaneously combuts.

Goodnight everyone.

06.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

7th in the pub quiz tonight. Some rounds don't suit us, and tonight it didn't suit us, I'm aware there's a war right now, but to avoid the news in areas helps restore some sanity at least. We got one about a load of offal spilling over the M6 though.

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A letter from out of off of the new issue of Viz, accompanied by two (count 'em) pictures of the latest issue. At jaunty angles. And here is the letter. A-hem... "When he got his Β£80 million recording contract back in 2002, Robbie Williams famously shouted "I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams". I don't know what his 'wildest dreams' entailed, but I'm surprised they involved selling catfood a quarter of a century down the line. Mike Tatham, Dundee'

A letter from out of off of the new issue of Viz, accompanied by two (count 'em) pictures of the latest issue. At jaunty angles. And here is the letter. A-hem... "When he got his Β£80 million recording contract back in 2002, Robbie Williams famously shouted "I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams". I don't know what his 'wildest dreams' entailed, but I'm surprised they involved selling catfood a quarter of a century down the line. Mike Tatham, Dundee'

There's a new issue (Viz 354) in the shops. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz354bs

05.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The Dundee Evening Telegraph not fucking about with the headline.

05.03.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

"world book day" it's not a world book you idiot it's called an atlas

04.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 310 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1
Bernie Sanders’ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class

Bernie Sanders’ billionaire tax would soak about 900 people to fund $3,000 checks for the middle class

Sounds fucking, great. Oh, you think it’s a bad thing… Fortune magazine.

04.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 2175 πŸ” 350 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 228

Depressing that this banner has been continually relevant throughout my entire lifetime.

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump's British bullies with a byline The so-called patriotic newspapers are gleefully doing the US president's bidding.

NEW | The so-called patriotic newspapers are gleefully doing the US president's bidding.

TRUMP’S BRITISH BULLIES WITH A BYLINE

brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/trumps-bri...

04.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

It’s so weird that not so long ago, like, less than 20 years, the progressive feminist position was gender de-segregation in sport and other male dominated spaces. Then the terfs came along and convinced the mainstream that the most progressive feminist position is that women are weak and feeble.

04.03.2026 10:57 πŸ‘ 1261 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet from the Daily Mail with a headline saying "Four biblical signs the world has entered the end of days as US bombs Iran

A tweet from the Daily Mail with a headline saying "Four biblical signs the world has entered the end of days as US bombs Iran

This perfectly illustrates my point that the British tabloids are aiming at a US audience. There like 5 people in the UK who think about this. But it is huge among US evangelicals.

British politicians need to ignore UK tabloids, as UK tabloids are talking to an audience in the US for clicks.

04.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 851 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 41

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didnβ€˜t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

03.03.2026 17:17 πŸ‘ 1095 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 43

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

04.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 5166 πŸ” 1178 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8
The assistant referee during an Atletico Madrid/Real Madrid game in La Liga, two players out of shot have collided with the assistant referee in play but captured is an assistant referee in chirpy mood even while upside down.

The assistant referee during an Atletico Madrid/Real Madrid game in La Liga, two players out of shot have collided with the assistant referee in play but captured is an assistant referee in chirpy mood even while upside down.

Goodnight everyone.

04.03.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.

this photo leaves little to the imagination

03.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1412 πŸ” 221 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 2

Based on this the Isle of Wight is a sitcom waiting to happen

03.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

03.03.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 6597 πŸ” 1564 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 45
Bojack Horseman placing his hand over a lit stove; "Nothing on the outside. Nothing on the inside."

Bojack Horseman placing his hand over a lit stove; "Nothing on the outside. Nothing on the inside."

Goodnight everyone.

02.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 7807 πŸ” 1860 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 41

Without jazz, no R&B, without R&B, no Beatles, without Beatles...

02.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0