An Abbreviated Family Dictionary

A fawn pug biting a toy as a black pug looks on. A speech balloon over the black pug says “Can you believe this shit?”

At this point it would just be a relief.

If you see my wife down there, tell her we miss her.

One of these days I’m going to fly to New Guinea to attend one of their meetings.

Today I celebrate the latest email in my 17+ years of being unable to get off the Certified Practising Accountants Papua New Guinea (CPA PNG) mailing list.

A tube of Paodontax toothpaste. It’s non-whitening, as befits the power of the yellow light of fear. Works against rage lanterns though.

But, Hal Jordan, no Lantern can defeat

You should ideate on that.

rob peter pay paul seduce mary

It’s a long way to travel but they do have a 5 Guys.

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie the Modern AI Consultation: 90 minutes of ChatGPT telling the boys every idea they have is very good and will revolutionize music as we know it.

"They're just gonna blame Ukraine." My wife, two days ago.

Sidewalk with graffiti that reads “rdumb ppl hornier?”

DC sidewalks continue to ask the important questions.

If you live in IL-09, please vote for Kat

We don’t talk enough about the plums we ate.

A black pug giving the big eyes.

Hi, Beans. Here’s Olive.

I'll just keep my Auden/Prince "when doves cried" mashup to myself.

That is some beautiful Zombo.com energy.

The end of a fiber optic cable sitting unplugged in some gravel.

I think I figured out why my Internet was out.

We just got our first print edition. 10/10, strongly recommend, would subscribe again, great product

I cannot click like since there’s nothing to like. I click solidarity, brother.

If you’re going to AWP in Baltimore, please stage a recreation of the time I went to lunch there with web developers and one said “Now, I drive my Prius the way it was meant to be driven” and another interrupted with “to the Apple Store?” and then we all ate crepes.

Yours doesn’t have the little panel at the bottom with the hidden drainage peen?

His parents didn’t play peekaboo with him so he doesn’t understand object permanence.

Every time I go without cell service for a while I think maybe when I reconnect it will have happened.

Well, gosh. Oregon sure is pretty.

It’s all relative, but as a maker of music nobody listens to, I hope you’re proud of those engagements. And I hope they grow.

Not enough guitars. (Five guitars, a bass, and a banjo.)

I missed national guitar day yesterday.

I love this so much. And it’s also great at 2x and half speed.

Aaaaand now my brain will sing the theme song all day long.