SnarkyLibruhl

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“What state can we get an elected rep from and be guaranteed we won’t lose a seat?”

They never know. It’s spaghetti against a wall, maybe something will stick.

They don’t care about dumb their drooling leaders sound, they don’t even care how dumb they themselves sound. This isn’t an IQ contest. I get it, their stupidity is an easy target. But they literally DGAF about stupidity.

Reminder, Dubya is and has always been a PoS.

This dude is the Tommy Tuberville of Marsha Blackburns.

The cosplay is going to be something.

My talk to text was just getting used to spelling Noem correctly and now I’m going to have to teach it Markwayne…

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

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I can't wait for them to drag Marco Rubio in front of the House Select Committee for Trump's Dumbf*ckery for 11 hours of testimony.

Good morning, Texans.
Go vote.
Then, it's unity through November.

Shrinkflation is real.

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"We didn't shtart thish war, but under Preshident, uh, Trumpsh, we are finishing... ing it. *hic*"

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

Wait… are the Epstein Files in Iran?

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Something else? Like… cake?

Like he has that kind of stamina.

Democratic majorities in the House and Senate can impeach and convict SCOTUS justices just as easily as Presidents. 🤷‍♂️

The grift machine will start churning out “Silent Supporter” merch in 3… 2…

You’d be guessing correctly.

MAGA idiots have been programmed to whine about taxes and welcome tariffs in the same breath. Right wing media is a helluva drug.

The sheer ineptitude of the Trump administration never ceases to amaze me.

ICE continues to act like they’ve all been promised pardons (in some cases, it’d be a second one I’d bet).

Their inability to adapt to reality must be a genetic flaw.

MS NOW continues to make the same mistakes as MSNBC. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bwahahaha. “Only the best people”.

You’ll never convince me that this isn’t at least part of why so many CEOs were silent about Trump’s tariff nonsense.

List of Democrats set to boycott Trump’s State of the Union speech An organized protest against the president signals a shift from traditional in‑chamber dissent to an alternative event.

Yay. But also, why does Newsweek put the tl;dr at the *end* of their articles? www.newsweek.com/democrats-bo...

Since they themselves gave him immunity, I’m going to go with nothing.

Two of Trump’s three appointees found his tariffs unconstitutional. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯