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@scrimms

Mostly here to repost jokes about the Phillies. Loves running, equal rights, and making fun of the Mets.

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I had a chiropractor tell me not to vaccinate my infant son because "he's healthy now, you don't want to expose him to vaccines." Absolutely wild that someone is allowed to have a medical degree and spew that nonsense.

06.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup! There's at least 2Trump signs on my very rural road, and I've had conversations with my running group like "oh, you think JD Vance is really smart because you read Hillybilly Elegy? Here's some of the other things you should know about him." I don't need my social media to be more of the same.

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit Stubbs.

04.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 11784 πŸ” 3825 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 177

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

28.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 7844 πŸ” 1667 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 41
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

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07.02.2026 12:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My mom said that my brother also fell asleep in spaghetti on multiple occasions. He's now 35 and can still fall asleep almost anywhere.

11.11.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The voices of SNAP Recipients have become political pawns. They explained, in their own words, what Trump withholding funds has been like.

β€œI didn't exactly panic, but here's what was going through my head,” Liz in Wisconsin, 43, who receives SNAP benefits for her and her adult daughter, explained. β€œWe have to eat. This money will not last. What happens in December? What about January? Do I have to make this food last all winter?”

07.11.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 375 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

The Trump regime REALLY wants to starve people.

07.11.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 399 πŸ” 165 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 11
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The fascists are not inevitable. They're not unstoppable. They're not all powerful. They want you to think that, but millions turned out last month to call their bluff. And millions turned out today to claim our power. We will win.

05.11.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 3446 πŸ” 854 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 29

Hubs and I have been yelling about how much standing around is happening all match. You can't make things happen if you aren't giving your teammates a single option for a pass.

01.11.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My husband woke me up the other night with his arm pointing across my side of the bed saying "look over there!" repeatedly until I finally woke up and asked "what is it?"

"Hedgehog."

29.10.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Notice how it’s somehow the government’s job to legislate a few Bible verses on human sexuality over our entire country, but it’s suddenly β€œnot the government’s job” when it comes to the +2,500 Bible verses calling for a generous use of wealth that prioritizes the poor.

28.10.2025 12:03 πŸ‘ 2341 πŸ” 798 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 40
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No Curbs on Their Enthusiasm (Published 2014)

Apparently, Larry David was the one who introduced the two of them: www.nytimes.com/2014/08/03/f...

15.10.2025 18:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My father, who told me in 2008 that my generation had not suffered enough yet to deserve a Phillies WS win, would have been LIVID.

10.10.2025 10:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah you can limit it to just the ones they stared at for strike 3 and then walked away from the plate while shaking their heads. It'll still take a while.

10.10.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something . Alt: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something .
10.10.2025 00:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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And the Philadelphia Phillies

09.10.2025 04:04 πŸ‘ 390 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Hard agree with this. Current resident of one of those central PA counties (we have more deer than people) and it definitely feels more like rural VA/WV than anywhere else.

08.10.2025 19:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chase Utley grimacing in pain, staring off into the distance and wondering what we all did to deserve this

Chase Utley grimacing in pain, staring off into the distance and wondering what we all did to deserve this

Mom from the Babadook yelling "why can't you be normal" and the Phillies logo screaming back at her

Mom from the Babadook yelling "why can't you be normal" and the Phillies logo screaming back at her

Graffiti reading "Kyle sucks!" that I found in a bathroom

Graffiti reading "Kyle sucks!" that I found in a bathroom

EffinBirds saying "This is a banner moment in the grand tapestry of clusterfucks"

EffinBirds saying "This is a banner moment in the grand tapestry of clusterfucks"

08.10.2025 19:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I hated that

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30.09.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need someone to make a gif of Harrison Bader putting his hands up with the caption "what a gift" just for articles about the Mets collapse.

29.09.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.09.2025 22:42 πŸ‘ 419 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6
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a cartoon of a man with the words well it 's true above him ALT: a cartoon of a man with the words well it 's true above him
23.09.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

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