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Excellent that’s my evening sorted aside from watching you get spooked

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

This must be where they keep the sage

At the moment we’re back to relying on syringe feeding, but I suspect it’s a temporary issue (her vision tends to be affected by poor skin shedding). It’s tough feeling like we’ve gone back several steps, but hitting these milestones means so much to me. I’m so glad she’s still here

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Last year I made a little video summarising everything that happened and documenting her first year of recovery, if anyone wants the deets (ft. Footage of a very poorly post-op lizard) www.instagram.com/reel/DGz1hAv...

Photo of a leopard gecko inside a hide, with light shining through it. She is looking up a little and appears to be smiling

Two years ago today Miss Marley had her emergency spay, including the removal of a huge granuloma that had filled most of her upper chest cavity. Recovery has been slow and very much nonlinear. Even now while in a rough patch, she’s still leaps and bounds better than we expected. I love her so much

I knew I had seen a similar thing somewhere before

Labour is a far right party

Jesus in a MAGA hat “One day I will return but only once you bomb a bunch of kids because a pedophile told you to”

Cartoon by Jesse Duquette

You really burned this comment early for a day of robust posting

Illustration, red on white, of a cat happily bashing away at their computer keyboard even though there are warning windows on the screen that read UH OH and ALERT. Text reads “havin’ fun on my ‘puter” Also the monitor is on fire.

I AM DOING A COMPUTER
SEND HELP
#art

Seeing @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social posting about jokes, punchlines, and the explanation etc thereof, suggests that this is an excellent opportunity for me to share this video of me telling two jokes over the course of about ten minutes, and explaining why they are funny in *excruciating* detail...

More evil shit from @theatlantic.com. Here in the real world there are trans women, trans fems, and effeminate cis gays and we all get along just fine.

r/gardening . 2y ago YouTube gardeners with good cinematography + no conspiracy theories?

"In a UK survey of over 4,000 trans people, TransActual found that 99% say media coverage has harmed their mental health, 99% have heard politicians express transphobic views, and many have been refused non-transition healthcare simply for being trans."
transactual.org.uk/trans-lives-...

Kansas invalidated a trans woman's license even though she never changed her gender marker.

It's not about the gender marker. It's about targeting trans people and making their lives unlivable.

Of course the week following me being all IM DOING GREAT ITS SPRING AND IM MENTALLY FUNCTIONAL I find myself with fuzzy tired brain

That should be an immediate hr flag, oof (also the fact it was part of the organisation’s portfolio in the first place? Yikesaroo)

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Decided to become an influencer

that’s a mistake i haven’t made before, reading LMM as large manguage model and LLM as Lin Lanuel Miranda

How do you do fellow kids meme image of Steve Buscemi dressed as Generic Teenage Stereotype

That’s you that is

A digital sign in a snowy landscape displays two messages: "DO NOT LET MOOSE" and "LICK YOUR CAR."

Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do

We blew up an elementary school full of little Muslim girls and 99% of the government and media can barely even pretend to care. Some of y'all might want to address the fact that Islamophobia is so endemic to our society that Muslims aren't considered people before worrying about antisemitism

What if both Islamophobia and antisemitism were bad?

OHOHO BIG STRETCHY DA TOESIES

Americans really need to make their mind up, what are we the bland spiceless nation with no seasonings, or are we the weird nation with a wall of unknowable spices that are strange of foreign??

Like, I get all of these aren’t super common, but surely everyone should have Zaatar and Sumac??

@ilhanMN Ilhan Omar: i hope you aren't drunk and took your staff's advice, rashida and i don't know this man and feel confident he didn't care about us. please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. i pray in (t)his moly month you find peace and respect for your self, Rep Omar is quote tweeting nancy mace, who posted a photo of ayatollah khamenei and 'my heart goes out to ilhan omar and rashida tlaib tonight. sending them thoughts and prayers'.

bodied. ethered. sent to outer space.

This reminds me of that Frankie Boyle joke about how Americans not only come to your country and kill your people, they also come back twenty years later to make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers sad.