L'Ecossian

I’m so obsessed with soft-closing draws and doors that I had the get this microwave 😌

Don’t we all, Ms Vesper

omg that would be amazing lol

Neighbour: <starts going at it loud>
Annie: Hold my tea <goes wild like a 👑>
N: <pauses> "???"
A: <max decibels>
N: <quietly goes back to the crossword>

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Ok but safety first wear a seat belt

Is it ok that I actually enjoy the awkward? 😅 👉👈

haha I legit was wondering!

I…that’s a thing?

Omg sounds amazing! 😋

What do you make? Looking for inspo! 🍲

Self-deconstructing sandos are the best!

Yupyup. Just like salad is a delivery mechanism for dressing

I love it when 🌶️ pics come with 🌶️ alt text! It doubles the spicy, and is great for accessibility too. (But please don’t cram it with irrelevant SEO boosters)

Sometimes the alt text is as hot as the pic!

“Bust nuts, not unions!” 😂

How about

“Stiff dicks, not workers!”

“Screw me in the bedroom, not the boardroom!”

“Happy endings for everyone!”

Ah well then I also hope you found their euphemistic meaning too 🤭

Just started reading this!

Sensational!

I'm trying to write a short email of suggestions for things to do in SF for a friend who's visiting, and it's taking soo long because I can't stop adding things

…buttered baps, toasted and perfect for dipping into a hearty stew 😋

Hanging up on a call without saying goodbye? 🥺

That looks so good 😋 I would kill for a decent chicken pathia over here though

I just got back and I already want to go again 🥹

Listen I'm all for self-care and self-love, but...how do you find the time?? The dishwasher won't load itself, you know!

Stress is a great motivator! (If nothing else but as a sign you need to deal with the stress). But I'd choose the learning option. Being able to speak any language, play any musical instrument, craft any thing, engage fully in any conversation on any topic...how rich my life would be!

All LLM content is hallucination. It’s just that some of it makes sense to us. It’s up to us to ascribe the appropriate meaning (if anyway), and to do so intentionally and thoughtfully.

Perhaps the lesson is to be mindful of one’s appearance, but not become blinded by vanity!

In fact, turns out good hygiene might be the key to successful conquest not just of fair maidens, but entire countries!

The Lovebug wishes you a wonderful Valentine’s Day, and reminds you that love can take many forms (although the best ones involve gentle nibbling)