real ai could never but HILARIOUS HUMAN DOOFUSES WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH. This whole thread is just a shot of seratonin
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real ai could never but HILARIOUS HUMAN DOOFUSES WILL ALWAYS TRIUMPH. This whole thread is just a shot of seratonin
Snickers, get off the cat!
Cat? What cat?
Twinsies
some might even call them roommates
Nintendo may not care that its the 40th anniversary of Zelda (because pokemon is turning 30 and makes them more money), but I sure as hell do. Happy 40th to one of the best franchises of all time ❤️ #Zelda #legendofzelda #cookieparty #cookiedecorating #royalicing
Is tortitide real? #tortie #tortitude #catfacts #catinfo #catbehavior
[Lindisfarne]
Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth-
Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH
British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
I can't handle this if he dies in the first episode
Olympic highlight in this house.
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS
FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
Once again, we have been so inspired by the amazing athletes at the #Olympics, we decided we needed to celebrate with Games of our own! 📚🥇🥈🥉🤓
Uh excuse me that's FEWER Miserables
"I like the way you work it... no GPT."
This is the future liberals want
Gift link: Sabrina chose violence, and why not? defector.com/which-other-...
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Someone outside the US: So, let me get this straight. The groundhog...
Me: Is clairvoyant, yes
Screenshot of an Instagram post by Vanessa_Chav. It is a video of her skiing and the text on the screen says reminder that although this is a skiing account, it’s gonna get political because you can’t ski Pow if ice murders you.
Screenshot of an Instagram post by John_Young_golf. In the video he is golfing on the screen, says reminder that this is a golf account, but golf is political because you can’t golf if you’re executed in the street by a gang from the government.
Screenshot of an Instagram post by straight_Lines_and_bourbon. The image is of bourbon and the screen says reminder this is a bourbon account, but I can’t drink bourbon if I shoots me in the face.
Screenshot of an Instagram post by Sadiescookiecompany. It’s an image of her putting on her apron and the text on the screen says a reminder that although this is a cookie decorating account, it is actually political because you can’t decorate cookies if 🧊 murders you
Instagram influencers of all kinds are getting “political” and they don’t care how many followers they lose.
They are posting video of them doing what their account is known for (skiing, golf, cooking), with text overlay reminding their followers that they can’t do X if they’re killed by ICE.
look at this little swiffer duster
Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?
Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.
Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
When I say "Happy New Year to you and yours," I just assume the "yours" are a bunch of cats.
www.inc.com/suzanne-luca...
simple advertising poster. 1916 (text inside orange period) period. 1917 (text inside orange paragraph mark): New paragraph. Here's hoping it's full of good news for you. The Marchbanks Press, 114 e 13th st, new york
New York Public Library
1917
Peak masculinity.
Parisot (the Director) tells a story about how Tim Allen just started crying after a scene one day
"I don't like these feelings i'm having." Says Tim. "I'm going back to my trailor" and walks off.
There's silence for a second.
"Oh my god." Says Rickman. "I think Tim just experienced acting."
[waking up] oh this shit again
“It’s Saturday night. I guess that makes it alright.”
I dunno, Prince. Maybe I watch too many true crime shows, but I’d be a little more skeptical of handing over my biological material to a woman with a pocket full of other people’s DNA.
