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Husband, father, Goose lover

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a young man says i was young and i was naive ALT: a young man says i was young and i was naive
06.03.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@docdarkness.bsky.social may be interested here!

06.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is very interesting. Thanks for the insight.

Man, I love finding new reasons to love this band more. πŸ₯°

06.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was so rad with him. He and Rick were VIBING.

Also, if you listen carefully to the Gonzo n2 recording, as Red Bird ends and they kind of tease the beginning of AEIOU before they actually go into it, you can hear me losing my ever loving mind in joy. Just screaming like a crazy person. β™₯️

06.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym . ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .

β™₯️

05.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Who do you think took that picture? 😏😚

04.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words " i ain 't scared " above him ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words " i ain 't scared " above him
04.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a winning ticket for sure!

04.03.2026 01:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You throwing your hat in the ring?

Vote Storm!

04.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to house a box of those bad boys every week. Now they taste like stale cardboard to me. I suspect that’s a β€œfat shot” issue more than anything, which is fine, but there’s days I miss that sweet sweet rush of opening a new box of cheezits and getting to business.

02.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character holding a piggy bank with a dollar sign on it and the words i must have it ALT: a cartoon character holding a piggy bank with a dollar sign on it and the words i must have it
02.03.2026 15:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Irving, TX Flowdown planning is in full swing! πŸ›ΈπŸ¦’

We’re landing at @celestialbeerworks on 4/25 (1–5 PM) for a pre-show bash with @thefemmeflock.bsky.social ✨ Grab a special Goose-inspired brew and shop incredible vendors before the show! 🍺

More info to come soon πŸ‘€

01.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says " degens " ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says " degens "

We all knew YR was a degenerate, but we didn’t know until now just how far he was willing to go.

01.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll throw in a few medals of freedom if that’d help sweeten the deal!

27.02.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats to you guys! She’s beautiful! Enjoy getting to know her! β™₯️

27.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah this isn’t a frequent re-spin thing; my back hurts just listening to it!

27.02.2026 05:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha fair

27.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘€ πŸ”₯ πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣

27.02.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s definitely a Scrael fight in almost every Madhuvan jam at some point.

27.02.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah. 100%

27.02.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you were part of this discussion!?! I think it was even in a thread in @wysterialane.org maybe? Anyway, yeah, Goose is just writing the King Killer Space Opera soundtrack. 🀣

27.02.2026 03:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a tree in the middle of a forest with red leaves on it ALT: a tree in the middle of a forest with red leaves on it

Hey @basty-michael.bsky.social Remember that one time when we were talking about Elmeg being Kvotheian as the Tree of the Lethani? Those were the days…

#nerds

27.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The real JotY started right about here. β€œWe all want to be weightless…I’m just here for the Zipline…” 🦦 🐺 🐡 🐡 πŸͺΏ β™₯️ πŸ”₯

27.02.2026 01:13 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Send this message in 1000 BC, 800 AD, 1650 AD…hits the same…

27.02.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Of note here…this is the organization responsible for collecting taxes… i.e. the thing these slack jawed idiots in the GOP claim immigrants don’t pay. Hard to have data on tax*payers* but also not, you know, have collected taxes from them. 🀑

26.02.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a weird way to say β€œ142 Million”

26.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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26.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If MKE EMG hadn’t been the winner here, I would be so mad at you right now. As it stands, I am simply feeling sternly satisfied. β™₯️

25.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0