intercontinental ballistic woman kisser

old catgirl running while disembowling herself. the guts go “SPLAK”

we are all full of blood

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

props

Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.

impressive. very nice. let's see what paul allen has on his carabiner

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Silver Stretching

What a night... (doing studies before bed!)
#deadlock #Silver

Get your ass up you need to complete the ritual!!!

I can't stop thinking about this video

was asked if I could draw black undyne again and the answer is always yes 🐟💚 #undertale

When your friend leaves the VC and he leaves alone you with the guy you hate

karaoke night

She smells like peppermint. #deadlock #moonshine

Resident evil new girl

Tgirls outside the gay bar don’t even ask you for cigarettes anymore. They just look at you like this.

Alien Miku

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

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GribblesGoBag @GribblesGoBag Follow .•• Smascbyjeffchastair Remember who we are fighting for! 10:42 AM • Feb 28, 2026 • 2,893 Views

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

i should eat another 2 eggs 2 eggs does the trick hm 2 more eggs WAITER

150mg caffeine and 2 cigarettes in the middle of the night just to feel something .surely you will not regret 150mg caffeine and 2 cigarettes in the middle of the night. what. if you feel something

Ingrid, my fucking GIRL!

Working toward a comic about her currently… 😎😎😎

Peridot sitting on the floor, hair messy as she excitedly turns around from playing a Gamecube game, controller still in hand. She's also wearing a Tri-Force t-shirt, marking her as a "gamer."

#StevenUniverse #Peridot

at its peak the show did more in 15 seconds than some do in their entire run

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Jim Halpert neutral air

remember our promise. 🔻 #signalis

Painting of Link with a million little gadgets and weapons from across the games. I worked harder on this in a 5 week period than any other thing I’ve ever painted. I think I almost died working on this lol

Happy Zelda 40th anniversary!