Ed Pimento

I find your sex skeets boring af.

I bet you hear the word pronounced to rhyme with “resumé” pretty often in trumpist circles.

why does everything need to be a walk-and-talk front-facing camera video now. write a paragraph. I will read your paragraph. babies with jangling keys all of you

extremely turned on after watching a dude take 2-3 seconds to make sure he recycled his soda can in the right bin

A Friday afternoon waiting for word if my last job of the week is rain cancelled.

Ew, no.

*motions to everything*

Men spend so much time fantasizing about improbable, dire situations where we must be brave or protect someone that we drop the ball on the normal, everyday things that require bravery, discipline etc. You got all the guns to protect against a hypothetical intruder but wont vote for women's rights.

it’s none of my business what any of my posts mean

Creep is very fun and easy to play. I think that’s why it stuck. It’s cover able.

Sounds like more students with disabilities are matriculating, what great news, thank NYT, I assume that’s what you mean

Your fun aunt Claire says:

- don’t come on social media and describe how you want to hurt a senator, you aren’t really anonymous online

- go tell your friends and neighbors what happened, it looks like TikTok might be shadowbanning the footage

- don’t smoke weed in your car if your tags are bad

Contractor

House Painter

That's actually my favorite band of all time.

I made an Oranges & Lemons anniversary cake last week.

I always imagine you doing Disney princess dances with the local birds and squirrels but to like, Napalm Death songs.

*eating imitation crab like it's string cheese

Also, she actually produced work. Fetch the bolt cutters was one of the best pandemic albums.

Thank you, KEXP, for reminding me that I fucking love Fiona apple

The dirty jokes and dating woes shared on here are the emulsificators and detoxifiers of an otherwise uncut feed of Current Events, at least for me. I appreciate you.

I’m an AV tech at a med school. More and more talks, papers and presentations by overseas guests cancelled every week.

You can see the collapse about to happen.

Way back in the aughts, TWO bands from Columbia MO broke big and nobody believed I had never gigged with SOMEBODY STILL LOVES YOU BORIS YELTSIN or WHITE RABBITS.

My town is TINY. But scenes can contain multitudes!

My trans daughter moved away to Chicago to live her life safely. Every fucking day of my life is lonely and scary.

I am going to snap Jesse Singal's lying chicken neck with my bare hands.

I really, really like boobs.

Housework YouTube video by Fishbone - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRIl...

Seriously, I have no male friends at 52 except musicians...i.e. "work friends."

Musicians aren't any "better" about this stuff, btw, I just care enough to filter.

To keep from getting "Too Online:"

Enjoy real things and actual people. Learn how to like them despite their rough edges. Accept that no REAL human action will ever be 100% satisfying. Get comfortable with uncertainty.

All these criticisms of straight guy culture...

Are fuckin' RIGHT ON!!!!

If you (like me) have never fit in to the mainstream because you can't excuse the bullshit, you should recognize! Do you have NO STRAIGHT FRIENDS because in your 30s you wouldn't aid & abet cheaters and abusers? It's a scam.

I'm surprised nobody ever seems to like fat guys for cuddleability. Hugs, people! You think some dude who's all pecs and elbows is gonna be physically fun to smoosh?

Get you a well-padded man.

It's frankly pathetic how many people left of center will happily tolerate bald-faced liars if they think the liars are directionally supportive of their politics. Lying is bad, haven't we learned that? We will not win a political contest built around consequence-free lying.

I miss the days when you could buy a computer in a box that looked like a cow.