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Ian Karmel

@iankarmel

Standup. Writer. Trail Blazers fan. https://linktr.ee/iankarmel

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Damn, the Ayatollah and Lou Holtz in the same week. Pick up the phone. Make that phone call you’ve been putting off.

04.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2
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No. 1 Seed Secured

03.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

Ooooooh!

26.02.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah.

20.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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MUST. SEE. TV. πŸ‘€

20.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank YOUUUUU

17.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

Achilles injury.

15.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

15.02.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Ian Karmel | Comfort Beyond God's Foresight (Full Comedy Special)
Ian Karmel | Comfort Beyond God's Foresight (Full Comedy Special) YouTube video by 800 Pound Gorilla Media

Holy smokes the @iankarmel.bsky.social special is so good. Go watch it and laugh. youtu.be/1L9lgLJrNJk?...

14.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Gyms that carry Kiehls is just means Equinox, bubby.

13.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This will only make sense to Oregonians, but Culver City is like if they made The Pearl District out of Lake Oswegos. The entire thing is $3 million houses and gyms that carry Kiehls products.

12.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 313 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 1
Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh Χ€ΦΏΧ™Χ“ΧœΧ’Χ¨ אױ׀ֿן Χ“ΧΦ·Χš)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

06.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 5748 πŸ” 1652 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 164

Josh, I genuinely believe if you lost your voice you would still come hang out to cheer on other comedians.

10.02.2026 03:38 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SCOOOOOOOOOT

10.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Drake Super Bowl bet: Rapper places $1 Million wager on Patriots Drake finally made his pick for the Super Bowl winner between the New England Patriots and Seattle Seahawks. He wagered $1 Million on New England.

This one sucks for the other Drake too
www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

09.02.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Second year in a row where the Super Bowl sucks for a guy named Drake.

09.02.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 114 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I didn’t say that!

09.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mark it down. Next year Super Bowl halftime will be Post Malone.

09.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Top five all time halftime show and I knew one song.

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

If his last name was anything but Puth he’d be one of the biggest artists on the planet.

08.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

STERLING HENDERSON LACE 'EM UP

06.02.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a map of locations in Italy

The B1G expansion has really got out of hand.

06.02.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 696 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 24

lmao

05.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

perfect timing on the draft picks today @iankarmel.bsky.social

05.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

04.02.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3093 πŸ” 540 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 34

I mean who isn’t these days?!

04.02.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t who that is but thank you!

04.02.2026 06:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cavs:

04.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2