Kool Modi

I'm here to say hi to my friends like Jimmy

I'm old enough to remember when President Obama deported so many people, they called him "Deporter in Chief," but he did it without his agents shooting U.S. Citizen mothers in the face 3 times.

Built different.

Looking for a book to help resist Trump? Try this gay immigrant Muslim furry romance: slate.me/2im19UK

Rally to Restore Sanity

Travel is woman-coded now bc countries are no longer real. So many places are or are becoming arbitrary economic zones, LARPs of dead cultures. I imagine that men find “everywhere-ification” boring and sad, while women enjoy play-pretend and consuming enough to not notice

hating on labubus is USUALLY a dog whistle that u lowkey have conservative values / revere heteronormativity

My 3 pronged response to why AI art is SUPERIOR to “real” art:

1. Being an “artist” in big 2025 when AI exists is crazy work. It’s not 1945 lil bro.

2. All “artists” are terrible people. Hitler for example.

3. All “art” that’s not made by AI looks like absolute dog shit.

I’m not saying I survived Nova or survived the kibbutz massacres. I’m saying I survived October 7- the day.

It is so monumentally embarrassing that I am finally getting into Christianity because it's the only way I can quit vaping.

This is the worst way you could've told me this

Thank you. Inspiration can strike at any moment, even at 11PM on Wednesday.

How Couples Argue Today:

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow its almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches????????? but ok go off

You are a deceitful sociopath

Quote tweeting is a violation of consent. That's it, that's the tweet

Jack Dorsey must pay

Ableism rampant af on here

idk if anyone with ocd needs to hear this but this is not your fault. nothing you did caused this. what you ate for breakfast yesterday or the shoes you wore last week could not have changed anything. i love yall

Women = Arya Stark.
Black People = The Unsullied
Puerto Ricans = The Hound when he decides to not run away from the fire
Liz Cheney = Theon
Republicans switching = Jamie fighting with Brienne after they bang.
Normie dems = Jon Snow
Progressives and Unions = Drogon

A woman gave birth to each and every one of us. Tomorrow a woman will give birth to a renewal of our Democracy.

Strangely, though it would seem obvious, not many are able to pick up on the fact that those who portray themselves as “nice” very often are not.

Kys

Drake stuns in new photo

No it was me, the world's richest man

Thank you. From one wise poster to another

Atheism left an empty space
Secular religion took its place

But left the people in despair
Childless hedonism sans care

Maybe religion’s not so bad
To keep you from being sad

its an ancient Israeli proverb (I'm just relaying the wisdom from X, the everything site)

Y’all.

STOP. USING. ABLEIST. AND. SANIST. SLURS.

**ESPECIALLY** when aimed at people you just don’t like.

It’s truly alarming how many folks I see who once did cut slurs from their vocabularies have started again in the last 4.5 years.

It’s a sign of being touched by fascism.

Dear Gentile Psychologists
When a Jewish patient tells you accurate Jewish history the day before Tisha B’Av, maybe don’t imply they’re CrAzY and try to put them on an antipsychotic. And yes. I will be filing a fucking complaint.