Shells

websites be like "your password is not secure enough" and then don't allow the scarab

game programmers who joke about code that 'barely runs but is good enough' when ai makes code that fufills those exact criteria

lexapro.....

if u zoom in on the first picture youll notice that my light is attached via a syringe that i sawed in half. bc i looked online and the light mounts were like 20 bucks and a syringe was fiddy cent

the only real practical use for llms that ive gotten is just practicing german with when i dont wanna annoy poofs (piefke oomfs)

cool bike

cool bike (rear)

cool bike (side)

look at my bike

no wrong answers tbh. me personally i think it starts being strange once u start scrollin on it idly without even jerkin off just to look at it. thats my threshold for like "man u might be lookin at too much porn"

yea ull notice everyones cortisol is so high rn. i blame algorithms just blasting stressful news and topics to everyone + the thing online where people feel like they need to have an opinion on everything

im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do I think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

this tumblr post flashing into my head every single time I have to experience a disgusting man in a videogame clearly getting off on saying the worst things imaginable to everyone in the lobby

i have no idea who kurt cobain is but ive been trained like a dog to instinctively say his name whenever i see anyone pointing a gun at their own head

the co stands for cornucopia

gobby..

"WHEN the revolution happens youll see!"

they call it 007
0 real change effected
0 parlimentary or societal power
7 meetings/month

"did you know we have 300 members"

i want to take those revolutionary collectives/initiatives seriously i really do but every time im handed a flyer at an event for sm student leftist artist collectives or whatever i just think about the potentialman edit

i want you

every script is exactly the same wherre you type in the lines and then the computer does the lines from top to bottom but r is the unique example that stresses me out because its used to make plots and histograms and charts

but its winking at you and jiggling a little bit yea

I HATE R SCRIPT I HATE R I HATE R STUDIO I HATE

One of the reasons I like magic the gathering so much is because there's so many different ways to play. you can sell the cards for money online. you can make a little pile with the cards and knock them over. Tiny fires, and of course there's even an unpopular strategy game

man the gpt is being really unhelpful with this work (remembers my brain that i havent started up in years) oh, well.. for old times sake, eh, buddy? one last ride...

The concord 3 rumors are dead, abdl furs are making custom marathon diapers so there’s no way in hell this game dies

📝 oh you know

what happens when u get bottom surgery but its ugly but the doctors like "no it isnt" and they drop their pants and their genitals look exactly like yours bc they used themselves as a model so if u wanna call ur new bits ugly u have to call the doctors bits ugly

getting dick surgery as a trans man but the doctor lowkey fucked up yo shit like u got a sharp 30 degree leftward bend AND phimosis AND the cockhead isnt even distinct he made yo shit look like a sausage

And???? WE’RE RIGHT!!!

everyone thinks theyre the one that jerks off a normal amount

assalamualaikum everypuppy

every time i eat rice with THINGS in it like peas and cardamom and rasin i see the arfid that i spent so long banishing away with therapy rearing its head again

the cardamom in my rice be hiding like the fucking fremen ready to pop out and hurt me

wsg abbreviates to wassup, goyim