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She/her, Elder Millennial I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...

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Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

Re9 leon but pokopia ditto style

my pokopia copy is FINALLY arriving today 😩

09.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 2336 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
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Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9
Leon prepares to type on typewriter
He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

Why leon cant use typewriters anymore in resident evil 9 Leon prepares to type on typewriter He is too strong and his big beefy muscles smash the typewriter instead

LEON SMASH #re9

09.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 3459 πŸ” 641 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
work in progress sketch by fiabolic of Ada Wong. It's a close up of her face and upper shoulder area, wearing her red dress and harness, with a slight smirk on her face.

work in progress sketch by fiabolic of Ada Wong. It's a close up of her face and upper shoulder area, wearing her red dress and harness, with a slight smirk on her face.

attempting to draw ada, wish me luck

04.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 1
A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

A Shadow The Hedgehog promotional image with the caption 'SORRY I FORGOT ABOUT INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. I SIMPLY DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT WASN'T ALL YEAR.'

09.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 15566 πŸ” 5134 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 26

Aside from the Anime Waifu Gacha games which I've given up on anyways, pretty much everything runs fine through Steam.

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I've been using Bazzite for about half a year now and it's gone so well I just got rid of my Windows dual boot to free up space, 'cause I found I was never using it. Really easy to set up, too.

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A black cat with an orange collar sitting up with her face stuck in a Ben and Jerry's ice cream tub that she's just straight up lifted off the table.  There's even still a spoon sticking out of the tub.

There's a brown table with some junk on it in the background: Orange gatorade, a Reece's Peanut Butter cup box, Vitamin D, and a cable modem, but the cat is what's important.

A black cat with an orange collar sitting up with her face stuck in a Ben and Jerry's ice cream tub that she's just straight up lifted off the table. There's even still a spoon sticking out of the tub. There's a brown table with some junk on it in the background: Orange gatorade, a Reece's Peanut Butter cup box, Vitamin D, and a cable modem, but the cat is what's important.

A black cat bent over, sticking her face in a Ben & Jerry's ice cream tub labeled "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough".

There's a brown table with some junk on it in the background: A pair of red headphones, a green glasses cleaning cloth, a large glass cup full of water, but what's really important is the cat, who's been like this all day.

A black cat bent over, sticking her face in a Ben & Jerry's ice cream tub labeled "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough". There's a brown table with some junk on it in the background: A pair of red headphones, a green glasses cleaning cloth, a large glass cup full of water, but what's really important is the cat, who's been like this all day.

Seven hours later...

08.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

08.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7278 πŸ” 2958 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 9
teewatterss on Threads:
β€œlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

teewatterss on Threads: β€œlosing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

08.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 10247 πŸ” 2249 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 31

I'm glad that she's feeling better, and she shows it by being a complete gremlin.

08.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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take this.

07.03.2026 12:33 πŸ‘ 4992 πŸ” 1741 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 15
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#residentevil 9

Leon: Take this gun Grace. I have two more right here.

07.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 6807 πŸ” 2188 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 12
Pinup illustration of Ashe if Damalsca and her tiny pink mini skirt

Pinup illustration of Ashe if Damalsca and her tiny pink mini skirt

β€œIt certainly distracts them from recognizing your face, your highness..”

#pinup #cutiesaturday

07.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 3786 πŸ” 672 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 3
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? πŸ˜• #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 12085 πŸ” 2899 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 37

this place has it

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hmm I followed the instructions I’m not sure why he looks so different

07.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 3530 πŸ” 975 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 14
RE9 comic
Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams
Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!!
Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag"
Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

07.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 11420 πŸ” 2460 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 27

People are missing the point in replying to this. Shes not a billionaire because she gives her money away to charity and help people ten times over.

But think about all the money she gives away TO help. She should have been one waaaaay before now

She is quite literally the billionaire that ISNT.

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 730 πŸ” 192 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

06.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 6420 πŸ” 1547 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 46
A half body sketch art of my OC Michira. She's a woman with white hair, tied in a ponytail, fair skin and lime green eyes. She's wearing a black dress with a jacket on her shoulders and is fixing her gloves.

A half body sketch art of my OC Michira. She's a woman with white hair, tied in a ponytail, fair skin and lime green eyes. She's wearing a black dress with a jacket on her shoulders and is fixing her gloves.

since I drew the brother, I had to draw the sister tooooo !!!πŸ˜” hehehe πŸ’–πŸ’–

#art #myart #OC #ocsky #whitehair #ponytail

05.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

05.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 4993 πŸ” 1339 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 129

The story's really good this time too, especially if you've been playing since vanilla times.

06.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the dungeon bosses I've fought so far have been decent at telegraphing attacks and I haven't found that I *need* combat addons. If the same stays true for the raid bosses (like they said it would), it should be fine?

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never really used combat addons and the ones I do use (Tom tom, WQ tracker, Pawn) still work, and there's so much available for housing already I haven't even looked at the cash shop stuff.

06.03.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
A character from World of Warcraft.  She's a Void Elf, with long purple hair, horns curled like a ram would have, grey skin, and glowing green eyes.  She's wearing a fancy red jacket with a ruffled cravat, and a cape thrown over one shoulder, a gold mask covering the top half of her face, with two big red feathers on the right side, and she's holding a rapier.

She's standing in front of a staircase in Silvermoon, the Blood Elf capital in World of Warcraft.

A character from World of Warcraft. She's a Void Elf, with long purple hair, horns curled like a ram would have, grey skin, and glowing green eyes. She's wearing a fancy red jacket with a ruffled cravat, and a cape thrown over one shoulder, a gold mask covering the top half of her face, with two big red feathers on the right side, and she's holding a rapier. She's standing in front of a staircase in Silvermoon, the Blood Elf capital in World of Warcraft.

It's not the most popular spec right now but I've realized why I'm enjoying Devourer so much.

It's basically Red Mage. It's a mobile caster who rushes in, does a melee combo, and leaps backwards off ledges to it's doom.

No wonder it feels so familiar and comfortable.

06.03.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Daughter - [ Clea, E33 ]

The villain, the saviour, the martyr. I don't think any other game has portrayed such an accurate representation of what it's like to be the oldest daughter in a family of disfunctional adults.

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