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07.03.2026 06:01
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the male loneliness epidemic can be cured having a son. tonight my dude and I shot hoops, ate pizza on the deck, and listened to our D&D podcast. I have a cool little friend who makes my blood pressure spike to 280/190 twice a day
Being John Malkovich?
The Insider?
American Beauty.
@mattufford.bsky.social a third addition to your catherine zeta deer
Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"
know the funny papers rules
"Despite all my age I am still just a brat in a rage."
fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this
This is a strong contender for “ok boomer” style universality whenever a man laments a trend because he can’t comprehend a woman’s experience
Casey.
Is there a worse example of an American actor in a big budget period piece just straight up refusing to even try the accent than Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
For wasn't it Patrick Henry who rallied us with a defiant cry of "Give me liberty, or give me bibberty!"
I’ve been doing this myself for about 13 years.
I know it’s difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you can’t Do The Work when you’re starving.
Art matters. And what do we do with things that matter? We protect them.
Here is information about H.R. 7661, a US book banning bill that explicitly targets books about trans people, and what you can do right now to help stop it.
One. Ping. Only.
stanley tucci with members of the gold medal winning USA women's hockey team
crying in the club* (*at my desk) bc stanley tucci took the USA women's hockey team out for a meal at his favorite restaurant and they gave him his own jersey
happy 14th anniversary to all who observe
"That disconnect between the computer room and the driveway just doesn't exist anymore."
Oh, hi! There's a new @neverpo.st today, in which I talk with @ripefly.bsky.social of @rogue.site and @rorycarroll.bsky.social of @alloymag.bsky.social about the impending chip shortage, and *Arrested Development Newscaster Voice* what that means for your weekend.
This was a great conversation that really drives home just how far-reaching the effects of AI data centers are. Thanks to @mikerugnetta.com, @neverpo.st, and @rorycj.bsky.social for a fun (and bleak) chipchat.
Jesus Christ Nick what a pull
MATT.
re: hockey, Muhammad Ali, one of the greatest boxers ever to live, gave up three years in the prime of his life — years in which his fighting would have been at peak; actual money incalculable — rather than fight in an unjust war, so noping out on grandpa’s burger bash should be an easy choice
it took an expensive, coordinated effort & a lot of people saying “this doesn’t matter” to get from a bathroom ban costing one state $400 million & a gubernatorial race to “trans people must turn in their documents which become invalid in a few hours or face fines & potential jail time” in 10 years.
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
I understand why chatbot cheating happens but every time I read about it I want to gently remind everyone that the point of schoolwork is not for the submission to exist. Teachers are not just greedy for more essays or solved equations. The point is to do the work WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, FOR LEARNING.
"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner
Cereal or yer yella
iambic tetrameter ass stick
Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.
