Best member of the Bat-Fam, period.
06.03.2026 23:23
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Goddamn, the only money my 401k has made this week is what I contributed. Thanks President Fuckface!
06.03.2026 23:16
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Sexy. Very…natural.
06.03.2026 22:07
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Some idiot in a Wolverine t-shirt standing in front of a poster of the cover of Giant-Size X-Men #1, but his hair looks nice so there’s that
Home from work and feeling…savage? Feral? Wolverine-ish? I dunno. Anyway, the weekend is here and tomorrow I see the Ducklings for Big Duckling’s 19th birthday shenanigans! Yes, I’m the father of a 19 year old. Can you believe it? Have a wonderful weekend y’all!
06.03.2026 22:06
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I just dated a deposit slip at work for 3/6/24 if you’re wondering where my brain is today.
06.03.2026 21:02
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MY THICK &
JUICY ASS DEFIES PHYSICS
WATCH IT BOUNCE
The Fuck Out of Here
This evening’s reading material…
06.03.2026 20:49
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who throws out his back when sneezing.
06.03.2026 20:14
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I would very much like to go home and start my weekend.
06.03.2026 20:04
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Locking the house tonight.
06.03.2026 19:53
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Cursed image.
06.03.2026 19:49
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Not feeling the love today.
06.03.2026 19:22
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I want both. I’m greedy. 🤣
06.03.2026 18:44
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BLOCKED.
06.03.2026 18:25
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I call em Reesie Cups. 🤣
06.03.2026 18:22
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Doesn’t everyone?
06.03.2026 17:31
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I’m on board for this. I actually thought it was a fake account when I saw you followed me but then I saw folks I know following so I knew it was on the up and up.
06.03.2026 16:37
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My country ass feels seen.
06.03.2026 16:34
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It’s infinite for me.
06.03.2026 16:24
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Same here. For like most of the next week. Gonna cool off again next Friday. I’ll be complaining about the humidity before you know it. 🤣
06.03.2026 16:13
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PUT THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE AND LET EVERYONE
DESCRIBE YOU WITH ONE WORD.
Do it.
06.03.2026 15:56
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I pass this woman often on my way home from work. Or one that looks and dresses EXACTLY like her.
06.03.2026 15:46
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Classic literature!
06.03.2026 14:54
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Wore shorts to work today. No, you can’t see.
06.03.2026 14:27
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I’m a southern male, we’re attracted to shiny things. That’s why bass boats are glittery. 🤣
06.03.2026 14:19
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I like it when they got that fake jewel on the stem. Gives me something nice to look at. 🤣
06.03.2026 14:16
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A butt plug of all things. 🤣
06.03.2026 14:11
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Wait…
WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣
06.03.2026 14:08
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
06.03.2026 13:42
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“So am I covered if I bang it up when bitches won’t move and get out the way?”
06.03.2026 13:27
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Just a workin Ducky
Workin’. Happy Friday!
06.03.2026 13:23
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