Mr. Fox 🎰

My trigger finger whispering, “just hold me tight and press.”

This week has been long af, I’m exhausted chile.

If you want something done just do it

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I start stewing and brewing, but so stoic on the surface.

elmo is standing in front of a cloudy sky with lightning ALT: elmo is standing in front of a cloudy sky with lightning

As a Libra, I scare myself when I’m angered.

Idk I just think it sucks that this one blessed miracle of a human life means you're basically held at gunpoint in one little place your whole life on this big beautiful blessed miracle of a planet cuz that's the place where you were born, or not, depending on the government of where u are now

White supremacist colonialist imperialism hates Black and brown people so much that they would rather starve their own white people too than idk open their borders and stop handing out cash and bombs for genocides of other people, history is real clear about that and also present day

A tiny little armpit of a country in the middle of an otherwise lovely little island: Hey what if we spend everyone's money for generations on imperialism & austerity, which are both very costly to do and both simply wreck the global climate as well

Also England: Bad news u lot we have no food

"I'm more than dick and a paycheck." Are you Glendale? ARE YOU #BelleCollective

I'm sick of Latrice and Lateshia at this point #BelleCollective

I really wish our people would stop wasting their money opening up restaurants..

they (lied) about immigrants taking jobs and portrayed that as a negative thing, but they celebrate AI actually doing it.

With Missy Elliott’s Get Ya Freak On playing, AND in gotdamn Yeezy compression socks!!! Bruhhhhh

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

They’re stealing our jobs!

A wild read.

Forehead swoops, rather.

No more scalp swoops 2026

Stop exaggerating your edges.

Can’t wait for the baby hair craze to finally die down.

Relax, guys. Noem isn’t getting fired, she’s just being taken out behind the shed.

Donald Trump Leads Kristi Noem Behind Shed, Says DHS Just Isn't Working out [pic of shed] satire

Human trafficking lite?

I know we hear about missing Black men, I wonder how many were featured in some of these videos beforehand

white supremacy.

Right now? The federal government.

Wellness and weight loss

The wedding industrial complex. 🤣🤣🤣