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05.03.2026 19:08
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Maybe I'll communicate exclusively in gifs for the rest of the day
Happy birthday @ogmalcontent79.bsky.social !
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Can’t Pardon Prince Andrew
Please shoot me.
Idk man. I can absolutely see him being the type to not believe a woman is a pool shark until she's already hustled him
Move*
To the PCP thing, make sure their insurance is accepted there. The South doesn't have Kaiser or lots of other big systems. Have them call their insurance and ask for a PCP in-network, accepting new patients, in their zip code. Ideally BEFORE they more bc there may not be any
@nikoda.bsky.social that is INCREDIBLY rural. Like, not stoplight, I doubt they have a real grocery store rural. If there were to be a medical emergency, or if they were to need social resources, they are *non-existent* in a place like that. It's mutual aid only, if you can be accepted there
NFL offensive players: i just think we need to stop picking people from new mexico. i mean nobody any disrespect but football is an american sport.
NFL defensive players: carly rae jepsen is mother
So it's like, pre-designed tattoos that you pay a flat rate for. Rather than custom design
You're not familiar with flash tattoos?
Just work. This he did get a flash tattoo
Zach's in Cali. I've spent my evening with wine, good music, and vampire smut. Fucking glorious
A stack of thin pink books that say OBSTETRIX * NAOMI KRITZER on the spine
HEY I AM DOING A FUNDRAISER FOR MINNESOTA RENT FUNDS
AND GIVING AWAY A SIGNED ARC (advance review copy) OF OBSTETRIX
THAT'S RIGHT YOU CAN HELP MINNESOTA FAMILIES AND MAYBE GET A FREE EARLY SIGNED COPY OF MY BOOK
You know my husband is out of town when the grocery list is "pickles, wine, cheese plate, good butter"
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests
- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
The "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" meme. The Facebook post is from 27th January 2020
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
my expectation of democratic senators is that they find 1/10th of the bravery of your average 70 year old lutheran lady following ICE around mpls in her subaru crosstrek
Watching ppl try to turn around in the intersection in this snow is my new favorite spectator sport #stl
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
any pastor who works for ice should be smited on the spot but the almighty is too busy making sure i don’t jack off
It's January 18, and I've read 5 books this year so far
Back in TN, we cancelled schools for that
That was my thought as well
@ogmalcontent79.bsky.social to be fair it was more of a throupling
I literally just ready about an orgy involving a vampire?
I just wrote "turkey poo" in a work email. 🤣
Mamdani: As my first order of business, we are bringing back twee. This is a millennial city now
It did quite a lot of damage before animal control could come. Still have no idea how it blasted through the SECOND STORY window
