allison

front-facing jurymgmt

i’m seeing a lot of speculation on the skyline so i thought i’d come and clear the air… yes, i’ve been offered the position as new bluesky ceo, and i’ll be taking it up shortly. my first order of business will be deactivating all accounts not following me ☺️🦋

a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer ALT: a person holding a microphone with the number 3 on it in front of a deer

well ?????

actually not insider at all lmfao it's just the distance between the main campus and the training center, apparently it says they walk from one to the other but it's a 20 min drive 😭 like andy please that's on google maps!!

friend who works at nasa told me a nasa detail that andy weir got wrong in project hail mary and now I feel like I know insider government secrets

BB26 cam Sullivan-brown

I miss him #bbsky

#BBSky

just checked my email and the headphone replacements are getting delivered tomorrow......and I'm seeing movie tomorrow so I won't be able to get them until wednesday after work..................I will be normal I will be normal I will be normal

this is the one

post a non-religious image you think of as holy

CERAMIC ZOO PAL oh my god genius.........making a mental note

and they did [pretend I put the nodding emoji here I'm on desktop and windows doesn't have it]

a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position . ALT: a woman is sitting on a rock in front of a river in a lotus position .

I will be normal today. I will be normal today. I will not get overstimulated at work by my coworker's keyboard just because the foam pads on my headphones wore out and they aren't as noise-cancelling. I ordered replacements that get delivered today. I will be normal today. I will be normal today.

I don’t know what possessed me to post this or where “butter my butt and call me a biscuit” lived in my brain but anyways good morning bloomfs

BB27 Captain Will gesturing to himself in confusion/befuddlement. meant to evoke the gif of 50 cent going “what’d he say ‘fuck me’ for?”

meanwhile snow peas:

a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people . ALT: a man in a wheelchair is dancing on a stage in front of cheerleaders and a group of people .

you wanna F me? I KNOW MOST PEOPLE DO!

JON M. CHU? *THE* acclaimed director of Now You See Me 2 wants ME to take a first look at the canva create lineup? well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

nice try, get out the way, you're in our way, you bottom feeder! too bad you couldn't stay, you're in our way, get lost forever!

thinking abt zoo pals

oh he had flashbacks…………

just saw a youtube short of a frankie grande interview in t they ask him who he’d have a heated rivalry with… like ohhh they don’t know that happened already actually

no I have the same question bc even if they’d never met how did he not even recognize her ? like he never saw a picture or knew her name??? 😭

found out most of the oscar nominated shorts are available on youtube or on streaming services so I’m planning to watch as many as I can ✊ watched jane austen’s period drama (4/5) and the singers (3.5/5) today

Missing Amy Dune Poster (Gone Girl)

I hope she’s having the best international women’s day

HE’S SO PRECIOUUSSSSS oh my god 😭 this is so exciting congrats!!!!!!

exactly 🩷✊ lady bird is REALLY doing some heavy lifting here LMFAO

such a quotable movie it’s actually ridiculous 😭 I love my dead gay son!

technically a lie bc I swapped out legally blonde for now you see me… sawry to the women of now you see me but I couldn’t Not put legally blonde in this post

in honor of international women’s day, who are the women of your letterboxd top four? #filmsky