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I got it at Fred Meyer, fyi. I don't typically fw energy drinks because they often leave me feeling jittery but this one helped wake me up without ill effect.

08.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"melting forest" brand beverage, orange cream flavor

"melting forest" brand beverage, orange cream flavor

I don't know if you do energy drinks but I tried this one today and it was pretty good. Not super creamy but a nice mellow orange.

08.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost like they should be thinking about worst case use scenarios before they develop the tech in the first place, but that would delay turning on the money spigots so of course we can't have that.

07.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had a dog who seemed to always have an extra poop held in reserve for the vet's office. Even if he went immediately before entering the building, he'd still heroically find another for the lobby.

05.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This just in: the CIA made Billy Corgan release an electronica album after one of the most successful rock albums in the history of music

04.03.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about reputation is that once you have a bad one, decent people stop associating with you permanently. There's no recovering this lost ground, they threw themselves in the trash when they capitulated to bigots.

03.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Weekly World News, not the Enquirer

01.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember "Donald the Dove" you clowns?

28.02.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why Attack Iran? Our Authoritarianism and Our Corruption

How to understand war with Iran? We must get away from propaganda. Facts suggest two interpretive frameworks: a foreign war as a mechanism to destroy democracy at home; and a foreign war as an element of personal corruption by the president of the United States.
snyder.substack.com/p/why-attack...

28.02.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 3128 πŸ” 1449 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 140

"the cheap cuts" haven't been cheap in a while

27.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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What Is Palantir? An FAQ. The Peter Thiel–founded, β€˜Lord of the Rings’–inspired company has a massive government presence and is seemingly always at the center of controversy. So, uh … why does hardly anyone know what it does?

I wanted to call my new column "Look at These Dork-Ass Nerds" but apparently the title "lacked any semblance of journalistic dignity." Anyway I wrote about Palantir

26.02.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

Instant migraine every time I have to go in there to stock up on curly supplies, even through a KN95.

25.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure the smell inside an Ulta is a weapon of war.

25.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ol grifty genocide jill at it again

25.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I expected you to be great at this game.

25.02.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Color Game β€” How Well Can You Remember Colors? We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.

My color memory is a 41.8/50. Please do worse so I feel better.
@greynotgrey.bsky.social

dialed.gg?c=QKB7TU

25.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An extremely fluffy and handsome Maine Coon cat with sage green eyes, sitting on a full wheelbarrow of timothy hay.

An extremely fluffy and handsome Maine Coon cat with sage green eyes, sitting on a full wheelbarrow of timothy hay.

This is Shrimpie and I love him.

23.02.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's also the 25th amendment but that would require his cabinet to be composed of something other than soulless sychophants so we gave up that option when Democrats rolled over on their confirmation hearings.

20.02.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now think about this in terms of how many media professionals still live on Twitter.

19.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume the quote ends "...in the race to deplete the entire world's supply of fresh water"

19.02.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't even make a joke without slopmongers splaining why I need to learn how to use the tool that stole from ME to learn how to write.

18.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"you'll be left behind"
Oh no, I'm missing the slop train to garbage town?!

18.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 809 πŸ” 64 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

I've lost and gained weight and largely feel the same in my body at any size. The real change is always in how others treat me.

17.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like hell they're going to puppet my corpse

17.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The last time I went to the doctor, he *argued* with me when I refused to give consent for him to use AI. The answer is still no and now we're both mad!

17.02.2026 17:51 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Palantir is allegedly supporting the former, the hackers allegedly are giving the data to the latter.

16.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On my drive home yesterday I saw twenty ferraris in a row street racing toward Duvall. I'm fine if the lawless rich leave and never come back.

16.02.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaires evaded over $168 billion in taxes while undocumented immigrants paid over $100 billion in taxes while receiving no benefits.
I know who should be deported.

15.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 780 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3

Worf helps Quark pursue the Klingon woman he's interested in

13.02.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0