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Noah Phense

@brannockdevice

Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.

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Ding dong! The witch is dead!

05.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says Kristi Noem is stepping down as homeland security secretary β€” NBC News The president said he would nominate Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

apple.news/AtCwYOcUrTZi...

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That DC Drano is kind of a douche.

He should post on Blue sky

07.04.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Could we go back to the Brown suit thing??

07.02.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ResistAndUnsubscribe.com

06.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We have billions of examples of computers that can almost be intelligent and run on very low power.

8.5 billion examples.

03.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why do we dilly dally until march for another no kings?

28.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Abolish. ice. πŸ’”

27.01.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 17205 πŸ” 8545 πŸ’¬ 1070 πŸ“Œ 915
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Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.

ICE is riddled with sex criminals.

A January 2026 report by the Pacific Antifascist Research Collective identified 30 ICE and CBP agents with documented convictions and arrests, some for serious violent and sexual crimes.

At least 20 committed offenses with underage victims.

27.01.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 1903 πŸ” 1182 πŸ’¬ 140 πŸ“Œ 157

Feels???

27.01.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IMMORAL…

This drawing was made by one of the 5 year old El Gamal twins. It shows children behind bars with the caption, β€œI’m 5 years old.”

An immigration judge denied them bond, citing β€œinsufficient assets.” These children could remain in detention for years while their case is appealed.

27.01.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 5237 πŸ” 2925 πŸ’¬ 340 πŸ“Œ 258
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27.01.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lead the retreat!

27.01.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Greenland has fewer people than my unincorporated small town.

14.01.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's time to look for new leadership in America

17.01.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

16.01.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 8469 πŸ” 2707 πŸ’¬ 332 πŸ“Œ 124

Remember when COVEFE was the worst we had to deal with?

Good times.

16.01.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come cross the streams!

16.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if it will be called the Vichy Nobel Prize??

16.01.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This f****** clown is our Nero

15.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See also: voters

15.01.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fun fact: the Constitution actually prescribes checks and balances on power that are not supposed to be gutted by some random South African dude. Also, there are supposed to be three branches, not just one madman and a party and a Supreme Court sane-washing every crazy thing he babbles.

14.01.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Asking for a Nation

14.01.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men of good faith tried their best to foresee all possible abuses but it was not their trade.
A deviant crook would have been helpful in writing the constitution.
Like casinos who hire ex-cheaters to moniror gambling operations.

14.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Exactly β€” Except the forefathers obviously didn’t fathom so many would be corrupt all at once. Otherwise it wouldn’t have been written so loosely. With so many laws open to interpretation. It’s actually quite stunning how frail the constitution has turned out to be.

14.01.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/samh...

14.01.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 164 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?

14.01.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 4753 πŸ” 721 πŸ’¬ 507 πŸ“Œ 87

Still no Epstein files.

14.01.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 3409 πŸ” 725 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 27

Greenland has fewer people than my unincorporated small town.

14.01.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0