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Nick Green

@greenquanteco

Ecologist and biostatistician at a university, doing math about animals and other things. Also a dad. Opinions are my own.

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Now that the tooth fairy apparently brings $5, does that count as inflation or deflation? Sure feels like inflation. Also, where am I supposed to find $5 cash? #parenting #economy

06.03.2026 01:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was unprepared for the utter chaos invited by showing a class read.csv(file.choose()). #rstats #rstudio #posit #academicsky

02.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching #stargate #sg1 season 1 and wild to realize that the president they talk to on the red phone, who makes decisions about intergalactic emergencies, was Bill Clinton.

27.02.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Let's put the fox in charge of the henhouse" seems to be a common theme these days.

26.02.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of my comparative anatomy students keep calling the eye sockets "orbitals" instead of "orbits". Maybe bio majors take too much chemistry? #academicsky #highered #biology

19.02.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have 96 exams to grade this weekend. My house is going to be spotless. #academicsky #highered

14.02.2026 22:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin were both born on February 12th, 1809. One changed how we understand our place in nature, the other changed how we understand our obligations to each other. Both had a historical perspective that we forget at our peril. And, both are wildly misunderstood today.

13.02.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Map of Mexico left shows mean annual temperature is generally higher in the north; right shows relative humidity increasing from north to south.

Map of Mexico left shows mean annual temperature is generally higher in the north; right shows relative humidity increasing from north to south.

Got to make a neat map of temperature and relative humidity in Mexico using ERA5 data for a colleague. The temperature gradient surprised me. #rstats #gis

12.02.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manuscript accepted! My first paper focusing on plants. Being an #Rstats person means I collect study organisms like infinity stones. #academicsky #science #ecology

03.02.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the last year has taught us anything, it's that we'd probably be better off if marmots were in charge. #groundhogday

02.02.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today while I was searching for papers about ruminant headgear evolution, Google Scholar returned multiple results about Noah's ark from creationist "journals". This is the first time for me... Has anyone else had this experience? #evolution #googlescholar #pseudoscience

01.02.2026 18:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An in-class discussion of this paper in my comparative anatomy class would either be the best idea or the worst idea ever. #anatomy #academicsky #academicfreedom #zoology

23.01.2026 18:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rounding down lol

23.01.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol just reminds us how silly p values can be. P = 0.049998 and we'd feel totally different about it ๐Ÿคฃ

23.01.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When p = 0.050002, what are we really doing? #rstats #academicsky

22.01.2026 19:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunday: I can clean up that manuscript and submit it by the end of the year on Wednesday.
Monday: Hmm, what if I completely reconceptualized the data analysis? I can clean this up on Tuesday.

29.12.2025 20:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Connections summary: solved 184 times without any mistakes, which is in the top 1% of players

Connections summary: solved 184 times without any mistakes, which is in the top 1% of players

I think I'm going to put this on my annual review.

16.12.2025 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Proud of my home state twice in one week.

11.12.2025 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why do urban ecology in Atlanta? For one thing, it's much more forested than most other cities >100k population in CONUS, so likely a very different landscape for wildlife. Figure made with Census Bureau and NLCD data. #rstats #opendata #urbanecology

08.12.2025 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Indiana 13-10 Ohio State (Dec 6, 2025) Final Score - ESPN Game summary of the Indiana Hoosiers vs. Ohio State Buckeyes NCAAF game, final score 13-10, from December 6, 2025 on ESPN.

It's not often I get to be proud of my home state, but GO HOOSIERS! Big 10 champs and #1 #cfb #indiana #big10
www.espn.com/college-foot...

07.12.2025 04:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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KSU Graduate Student Investigates How Human Activity Shapes Wildlife Behavior and Health. Ever since she was little, Sydney Morton knew she wanted to work in a career that allowed her to work with animals. She began her professional journey during high school by shadowing veterinarians, an...

Congratulations to new lab alum Sydney Morton! Story about her population genetics research below:

www.kennesaw.edu/graduate/abo...

05.12.2025 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

5 year old son tonight: What is the number 8?
Me: It's...8.
5yo: But what IS 8?
Me: ... I really don't know what to tell you.
5yo: *Giggles and plays Ninjago*

22.10.2025 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scatter plot of points increasing up and to the right, with different colors indicating different species.

Scatter plot of points increasing up and to the right, with different colors indicating different species.

Digitizing P. maniculatus growth data for a class exercise from a paper published in 1942... I'm always fascinated by papers and books published on obscure topics like this during the war. Dice and Bradley 1942, J. Mammalogy. #rstats #biology #mice #academicsky

22.10.2025 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vert Zoology lab today is craniometry...students are measuring skulls of mice we collected back in September. One of the coolest labs I've ever run but apparently I'm not the only one who needs reading glasses.

20.10.2025 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Map of county-level occurrences of some plant species, made for a student. R with terra and sp packages. #rstats #gis #ecology

08.10.2025 15:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the USCB TIGER/Line shape file ftp site down for everybody? I was going to use some of its data for a class activity today but no one can access it. I found an alternative but still am curious to know. #gis #shutdown #uscensus

06.10.2025 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Nor could we check our sympathy, even at the urging of hard reason, without deterioration in the noblest part of our nature... But if we were intentionally to neglect the weak and helpless, it can only be for a contingent benefit, with an overwhelming present evil." Charles Darwin

01.10.2025 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a little scary how much of my research involves running terminal commands from complete strangers on Google to help install software from complete strangers' GitHub repos. #Rstats #opensource

30.09.2025 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

January me: I should move these folders of original field data sheets to my office for safekeeping.
Today me: who took the data sheets out of the lab!?

29.09.2025 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm starting to see ads for a drug for a disease I've never heard of before. Does the algorithm know something I don't?

18.09.2025 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0