this guy are feel asleep

Guy named Imagine Wyrms

Big stretch, big yawn! 😴 Rainier the wolverine is starting his day in the coziest way possible. Wolverines may look fluffy, but they’re tough, powerful animals. #WorldWolverineDay

📹: Keeper Wendi

Collected several hot sweaty men and I'm sending them back to 90s Sweden so they can make a eurodance group called "The Sex Boys" and I'll have 26+ years of royalties from album sales in current times.

Update: the sex boys have gone rogue and are using the time machine to have "funky future sex"

Crop of that shot from eraserhead where the old guy is shouting LOOK AT MY KNEES

Trying to get past the new subscribestar content bans

Shave that big ol beard and give them a different silly hat.
Imagine this guy, 1 foot nothing, sneaking into your house to mend your shoes & you later catch him riding your dachshund around in your yard like it's a horse all "Too-hoo-hoo! Not a penny in a shoe for me! Now your dog shall be the fee!"

Why are gnomes so whimsical?
I don't think they are. The idea of a folksy old man just one foot tall who goes around giggling and doing weird european magics? Buddy you lose that funny hat and everyone's immediately going to be less charmed by your antics. No I will not leave you bowls of porridge.

Just took a poop with the exact texture and consistency of wet pottery clay, gonna have the ghost of Patrick Swayze help me mold it into a vase sexual style while we both retch and gag because we are touching the doodie

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

"Surely its a coincidence" nah it straight up was the 80s trump cut he knows what he's doing

Remembering I saw some teen at work with the donald trump haircut and realized that absolutely is the type of kid who would complain about getting in trouble at school for calling people slurs

I enjoy long and involved push-block puzzles that still are interruptable by random encounters

a new greatures about making that face I hate!
greatures.com/comic/195/

Don't they have some kind of angel investor

Woah what the fuck

Guy named Scroll of Summon Dilbert

I think football (soccer) would be improved by allowing the football players (soccer players) to kill the other football players (soccer players) but only if they (the football players (soccer players)) use their teeth

Guy named AAAAAA AAAUGHHH FUCK AUUUGHHH GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK ASS AAHHHHHHH AAAA WHEN WILL THE PAIN STOP PLEASE

I am permanently wounded by the knowledge of the many children subject to unimaginable and pointless cruelty. Their only lives taken from them by the stupidest and most evil people to ever exist.

In fact starting a queer owned furry porn specific site would be immediate reason for a conservative run payment processor to strangle it in the crib before it even can take off

This is exactly what it feels like tho

I was like "why does everyone on youtube have a fucked up warbly voice" and discovered it automatically enabled a really shitty volume stabilizer feature

This is why I fucking hate any bureaucratic paperwork BTW. I gotta sit down and focus like im studying for the SATs or some shit just to read normal writing

What do you think i was channeling lol

When you get stuck reading when you get the stuck reading same paragraph when you over and over stuck again and again and when you makes it hard focus to reading the same paragraph but you stuck when reading when you get stuck the same paragraph and parts of it just kinda jumble together

Coward

They call him Chewfy cause he has such a big strong jaw

If any mom ever talks about "terrible twos" its them stealthily talking about how their husbands small 2 inch penis cannot satisfy them. Every complaint about their child? Metaphor for them hating their husband & his small dick. Buy my book "terrific threes" to increase the size of your awful penis.

Grrr im so mad about bombing schools because trump doesnt care about our troops safety when hes doing it

The "putin is responsible for everything" people continuing to be normal and left leaning and not just nationalists who are mad that America might do bad on their own