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@rogue-analyst

Bush-league infosec, deep-state devops and ISO 8601 evangelism. Also: guns, freedom and bacon. The snark, angst and bourbon-fueled rants are all my own. Δ΀Δ

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With just seven and a half hours left of 2025 (San Francisco time) I just need 988,020 new follows to reach one million! Why don’t you help an angry 53 year old gay guy out, eh?

01.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

This guy is way out in front of the AI job loss curve.

www.kron4.com/news/bay-are...

01.01.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Army vs. Navy Game 2025 live updates, score, analysis and highlights Live updates, highlights and analysis as Army vs. Navy takes center stage to cap the college football regular season

Go Navy! πŸ”±πŸˆ

www.cbssports.com/college-foot...

13.12.2025 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We need a new hashtag for getting stuck in a natsec canoe. πŸ›Ά

24.03.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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IYKYK.

14.03.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Manager (Cyber Security) Join an agency committed to creating a healthy breathing environment for every Bay Area resident while protecting and improving public health, air quality, and the global climate!The Bay Area Air Qual...

Our IT Governance Office is hiring a Manager in the Cybersecurity Operations section. If you are a seasoned blue/purple-team lead who likes San Francisco, clean air, public service, and state-of-the-art enclave defense, check us out.

Remote/Hybrid-Friendly.

www.governmentjobs.com/careers/baaq...

29.01.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 1460 more days! πŸ”₯

21.01.2025 03:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now do ethics in video game journalism.

07.01.2025 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 55th birthday to all my colleagues in IT and infosec. Please don't forget to retire before the epoch runs out.

01.01.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Earlier tonight I mixed up baklava and balaclava. Which is only surpassed in hilarity by the thing I was talking about being spanakopita.

29.12.2024 07:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with camouflage on his face is peeking out from behind a tree . ALT: a man with camouflage on his face is peeking out from behind a tree .

If I become a lottery billionaire in a couple hours I may not announce it immediately but there will be signs.

28.12.2024 02:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes ALT: a man is standing in front of a giant octopus with red eyes

At this point they could start tweeting "IΓ€! IΓ€! Cthulhu fhtagn!" out in the wide open at each other and it would not even faze me.

27.12.2024 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men in suits are holding presents in their hands . ALT: two men in suits are holding presents in their hands .

Merry Boxing Day to the Commonwealthers. Don't forget to tip your downstairs people.

26.12.2024 22:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Merry Christmas.
Happy Hanukkah.
Peace on Earth to men of good will.

25.12.2024 04:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Tesla Cybertruck parked in front of a Lululemon store on Christmas Eve in Walnut Creek, California.

A Tesla Cybertruck parked in front of a Lululemon store on Christmas Eve in Walnut Creek, California.

If Walnut Creek had a mascot, it was a lone gardener with a gas-powered leafblower pushing a single leaf down an empty boulevard in the pre-dawn rain on a Sunday morning. But we banned those, so now it's a Cybertruck parked in front of Lululemon on Xmas Eve. πŸŽ„

24.12.2024 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Well, the Feds still have a lot of pesky rules about spending public funds on hookers and blow...

24.12.2024 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yes…first blood is a Christmas movie to.

24.12.2024 23:23 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Weeteef Cyu-Bee Weeteef Cyu-Bee was a male Talpini who served as one of the most destructive members of Saw Gerrera's Partisans on Jedha. The diminutive Talpini could hide easily among the taller beings that congrega...

Periodic Reminder: This is a Weeteef Cyu-Bee stan account.

starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Weeteef...

18.12.2024 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ever notice you never see the word "manifesto" being used in a positive light?

17.12.2024 04:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Days like this remind me how much I miss heavy.com for real-time crime reporting.

17.12.2024 01:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#GoNavy | #BeatArmy 🏈

14.12.2024 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oakland bar Kon-Tiki puts whole city on blast on Instagram When downtown Oakland cocktail bar the Kon-Tiki announced it would soon shutter, it seemed like just the latest casualty of an inhospitable business climate. That was before its Instagram roared to li...

Wow that is one hell of a sign-off sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...

14.12.2024 04:06 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oakland bar Kon-Tiki puts whole city on blast on Instagram When downtown Oakland cocktail bar the Kon-Tiki announced it would soon shutter, it seemed like just the latest casualty of an inhospitable business climate. That was before its Instagram roared to li...

Owning a tiki bar would be cool if it wasn't for the customers, the government, and the staff.

sfstandard.com/2024/12/13/o...

14.12.2024 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He gets put in the cell block where the cameras don't work.

14.12.2024 05:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says GOP will push to end daylight saving time President-elect Donald Trump said he is pushing to end daylight saving time, calling it costly and inconvenient.

I feel bad for all of you who now have to update the record to reflect which of these things you hate more.

www.ktvu.com/news/trump-g...

14.12.2024 05:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"If you like your AI, you can keep your AI."

- some guy, someday soon

13.12.2024 03:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion’s bid to buy Alex Jones’ Infowars The ruling dashed, at least for now, the plans of The Onion’s parent company to take over Infowars and radically shift its content.

Oops.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...

11.12.2024 06:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Can confirm.

11.12.2024 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Actual sociopaths don't feel any compulsion to justify their bullshit.

Just sayin'

06.12.2024 05:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches
GI Joe - Pork Chop Sandwiches YouTube video by KevinTheGreat

I might have to roll my own. πŸ”₯

youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8

05.12.2024 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0