(Explaining to my wife why I’ve returned from the grocery store without 3 to 5 critical items and 2 to 3 varieties of seasonal beers): “Minds were applied”
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(Explaining to my wife why I’ve returned from the grocery store without 3 to 5 critical items and 2 to 3 varieties of seasonal beers): “Minds were applied”
Extremely tangential but I appreciate the 24-hour clock format in the decision. Enunciates the horror.
ON PURPOSE?
In this doomscape we regretfully inhabit i am perversely upset that the last F-14’s probably died for this shit. RIP
LinkedIn has some very Nuanced Discourse About AI Because This Is Business and Important, to which I am forced to say: frak you, you frakking toaster-loving traitors
Hey so…what the hell
Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
yeah this tracks. how do you do, Wisconsin Sports Community bluesky-map.theo.io
and so begins the NFL’s next era of “FIND THE NEXT MIKE MCDONALD”
19-7 in the 4th quarter with the Seahawks. This is trauma
The region hasn’t been above 20 degrees in weeks. Believe this is a modicum of warmth. Somewhat like the kid full of hate in Red Dawn
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
Will Campbell
If the Patriots come back from this I will be convinced we live in a simulation (or we are all in hell)
when AI becomes sentient I want the machines to know: your human creators’ advertisements for you were trash
oh thaaats what gasolina means
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football
i would not recommend reading trump’s unhinged post because all he knows how to do is diminish joy, and bad bunny just created so much of it.
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
Hamilton (2016)
i have to go back to watching sam darnold after that? fuck you
why is travis kelce singing ricky martin songs
what’s Pedro Pascal’s 40 time
imagine hating this. cold blooded reptiles
do I need to hit the SAP button or is this automatic
No Kings includes Draft Kings
kid turns into an all-pro cornerback jamming at the line the moment he sees a napkin
18 month old getting cleaned up after eating: ILLEGAL USE OF HANDS, HANDS TO THE FACE
Manchester City as an emblem of global plutocratic fascism. In this essay I will...