UNGOLIANT

can finally check “reverse blumpkin” off the list

Hutts should not be a species. Jabba should just be one guy who looks like that.

a lifted gmc whatever the fuck truck adorned in a palestine vinyl wrap and flags and such. hello kitty. things of that nature

while visiting a friend i witnessed this truck. the back read "REDNECKS SUPPORT PALESTINE" and the israel flag has a big red cancel with "FUCK ZIONISM" under it. incredible.

am I doing this right

what a stupid fucking “gotcha”

we don’t know and therefore we cannot make anything resembling it, dumbass.

problematic trust gap relationships

Screenshot of Reddit post Photo: actor Jack Nance on Twin Peaks Text: This one time I was high af on mushrooms and Jack Nance stumbled out of a Film Festival party completely shit faced across the street from me I yelled "heyyyy I know you!!!" He screamed back "that's because IM YOU, MOTHERFUCKER" I was blown away

Some iffy focus (I've got a tripod coming!) but the beginning of my Black Grail for Trench Crusade.

Once these guys are painted I will have all 6 of the core factions.

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

As an unwilling connoisseur of agitprop, Iran really hit it out of the park with "we're fighting the Epstein Class that either rapes children or kills them"

Distills everything the US public hates about its current leaders and ties its defeat to the survival of a deeply morally compromised state apparatus. All other judgements aside it's a work of art.

Closeup of Mexican tile.

Mexican tile

oh, you like Guided by Voices? Name 5,000 songs.

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkey—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprus—but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement.

I think this is Israel.

CYPRUS UPDATE II:

* US won't comment on attack on closest ally
* UK caught off-guard by how drone acted, and will not say why
* Only UK explanation is guess: maybe a pro-Iran militia in Lebanon/Iraq (locals who know where secret US spy planes are kept on a UK base in Cyprus? No)

CYPRUS UPDATE:

* "Shahed-type" drone, not "Shahed"
* Confirmed fired from Lebanon, not Iran
* Hit secret US storage space Hezbollah almost certainly wouldn't know about, but allies would
* Hit location where chance of casualties was near zero
* "Looped" around to hit benign area

howdy bitch hahaha

Snickers, get off the cat!

Cat? What cat?

overjoyed to live in a world with strawberry finches

the squirtle squad should be real

How long do we let the hogs shit all over us

at roughly oh four hundred hours the president did execute a tactical warfighting decision to tighten a strategic battle rope to ceiling fan alpha and commence a kinetic asphyxiation operation

Female cardinal on a rail looking empowered as shit

Barbara

female cardinal underrated

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

The tragedy
Of a sandwich
Is that it ends

The joy
Of a sandwich
Is there is always lunch
Tomorrow

--Untitled poem, 2026

hate to say it but if yr drinking hot coffee with oat milk you are drinking a roux

pb and raspberry makes a great sandwich, but the combination of these flavors tastes slightly like something VERY different and for the sake of saving this sandwich for everyone, i keep this knowledge locked in the prison of my mind.

never shoulda smoked that shit, now i’m stuck in aldia’s keep