A buffet style soup diner called "Soup Yourself"
23.02.2026 19:39
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A buffet style soup diner called "Soup Yourself"
He's never coming out
RIP to the lady in the truck next to me who chose to sit and wait while her husband went into Home Depot... ALONE
It would still give me the ick if I could've birthed the person 😂
I "did things" today and spoiler alert, I hate it.
Nope. No no no. Ew. No.
They should invent a sneeze that's regular, a medium, a "usual". Everyone out here sneezing in mouse esqueefies or sonic boom volume
Me: my oldest is legally blind AND he has ADHD, so he's pretty high needs
Them: oh really? How old is he?
Me: 46
Me? A they/them tabaxi ranger with an accent a la Jason Statham's "Handsome Rob" in the Italian Job. 😂
Playing D&D with our kids for the first time and somehow the most impulsive player is me?
Buffet label reads “Fred Dumplings.”
Dumplings,
False advertising. I was promised Fred dumplings but they taste like chicken.
The community gathered this afternoon at Powderhorn Park for a memorial ceremony 1 month after Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent on Portland Avenue.
Minneapolis February 7, 2026
I asked my dog what he was doing on the couch but apparently he's not taking any questions at this time.
Bad news, his PR Rep is a Certified Sweet Baby Kitteh™️ and I now know I'm at a very clear disadvantage
I asked my dog what he was doing on the couch but apparently he's not taking any questions at this time.
He identifies himself as a dumbass and as popular adage goes, "when someone tells us who they are, believe them."
His bio is at least 33% accurate.
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
a no parking sign in Wales, just says "at any time" under a circle w a slash through it
no to whatever you were gonna do, at any time
Can you imagine a job where cold blooded murder gets you put on “administrative leave”?
Me too, document. Me too.
I dunno about you but I wear my gay apparel all the time
Dangling participles? In this economy?!
I’m so hungry right now that my idea of S&M is spaghetti and meatballs.
The best jokes are the ones that require an explanation, obviously
Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
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