Jared Pechaček

I’m capable of learning, like the wily velociraptor

Selfie in a white sweater vest unbuttoned over a black tee with a skull graphic (the skull is wearing a pink powdered wig)

eccc day 2

Congratulations!

and the oscar goes to: the one what makes faces real good

collecting kinks is my other kink. it's like pokémon with different balls

What if that’s my kink

You don’t want to see the SCORCHING scene with the remixed t.A.T.u song?

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treebeard chapter

Tired: the incomprehensibility of the attempted early '90s swing revival
Wired: the incomprehensibility of Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance

Stop chasing her, she’s just a baby!!

Screenshot of a Publishers Marketplace announcement: Crawford Award-winning author Jared Pechacek's WHERE FIRE REIGNS, pitched as Firefly with firebenders, in which a crew of fugitives must keep a feral goddess safe from the church who believes her death will bring water back to their dry world, to Carl Engle-Laird at Tor, for publication in winter 2027, by Jennifer Azantian at Azantian Literary Agency (NA). Translation: alba@mushens-entertainment.com Film/TV: film@azantianlitagency.com

you wanna hear some good news

Our household finds itself in the midst of a family emergency, so if you’ve been waiting to buy one of my drawings, now would be the perfect time! 50% off everything! Thank you all in advance for the support, and if nothing else, good vibes would go a long way.
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If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

Good talking with you too!

I’m a body language expert and can confirm

spoilers!!

Photo of a national enquirer headline: Heated Rivalry Explodes! Hannity Goes to War Against Tucker! The headline is flanked by deeply unflattering photos of Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson. Not that there’s any other kind

This is my heated rivalry

T-T

I've tagged them so many times on this but @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social The West Passage and @alexanderchee.bsky.social The Queen of the Night are in the short list of "I wish I had some way of reading these for the first time"

I have a little jar of it I need to use up. Maybe steeping it in liquor is the way!

................MAYBE

for west passage, the answer is perhaps some sort of baklava

for where fire reigns, either a salty dessert or one with resinous flavors like mastic (which doesn’t rule out salt, of course)

Screenshot of a text exchange. Text 1: “what dessert best encapsulates the vibes of your new book” Text 2 (me): “hm what goes best with human sacrifice”

adding to the press kit for all my books

my considered answer would be yes, read it

Abolish ICE.

Called again and got through to humans in Schumer's and Gillibrand's office right now. Call your senators, friends. Do it today.

I was trying to find a post I thought I made and found this instead

this one has kissing

bonus

duck with pesto and c—OHHHHHH waaaaiiit