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PRONOUNS: they, þey NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post pfp: headshot cartoon banner: purple space blobs

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I love Econ-positng. Dan Habsmith of Guttermeyer Associates posts the most confusing chart you've ever seen and says "Quite surprising VARG numbers, SPLG index showing movement" and you get the context by one of his mutuals quoting it with "Buy a fucking gun and head for the hills. Right now."

09.03.2026 03:04 👍 927 🔁 148 💬 9 📌 4
Gulf War Song
Gulf War Song YouTube video by Moxy Früvous - Topic

this has been playing on the mental jukebox lately.

09.03.2026 03:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Share Your Voting Story The Center for American Progress (CAP) is seeking to understand disabled people's voting experiences. Rarely are disabled voters highlighted when talking about their right to vote. CAP's Disability Ju...

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#CripTheVote

06.03.2026 20:13 👍 48 🔁 45 💬 0 📌 4

I've run across a lot of people lately who would just put "graph of oil prices" yknow

09.03.2026 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hey for real thanks for the well-written alt text

09.03.2026 02:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Futures chart for crude oil, 5-year span.  Feb 27-Mar 8 rises steeply from $67.02 to $116.62 - nearly to the level of the peak $118.887 2022-06-03.

Futures chart for crude oil, 5-year span. Feb 27-Mar 8 rises steeply from $67.02 to $116.62 - nearly to the level of the peak $118.887 2022-06-03.

5-year chart really puts it into perspective how *excitin'* things have gotten

09.03.2026 02:36 👍 34 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 3
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ICC please arrest them

09.03.2026 02:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Ecocide” means unlawful or wanton acts committed with knowledge that there is a substantial likelihood of severe and either widespread or long-term damage to the environment being caused by those acts

- consensus definition for proposed inclusion of Ecocide as international crime in Rome Statute

08.03.2026 17:53 👍 143 🔁 62 💬 1 📌 3

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

09.03.2026 01:56 👍 1243 🔁 176 💬 23 📌 11

The point being, anyone who's eagerly awaiting or theologically invested in the End Times shouldn't be in government or military command, because they don't give a shit about the actual, real future, let alone the consequences of their actions in the present; they just want the world to end.

09.03.2026 02:00 👍 57 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0

I am so serious when I say that there is a direct line to be drawn between Evangelism having no meaningful concept of the future save death and American conservatives having zero awareness of or interest in the future consequences of their actions

09.03.2026 01:40 👍 212 🔁 60 💬 6 📌 4
A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

09.03.2026 02:15 👍 1240 🔁 312 💬 102 📌 242

They like Trump and want to help him rule us a king, so they help downplay scandals that would've merited banner headlines for weeks under any other president

09.03.2026 01:30 👍 473 🔁 101 💬 5 📌 3
Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed

Latest attacks in Lebanon leave nearly 400 dead as two Israeli soldiers killed

Maybe the most impressive headline distortionism I've ever seen

09.03.2026 02:08 👍 888 🔁 199 💬 13 📌 0

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

08.03.2026 23:51 👍 2854 🔁 578 💬 11 📌 5

hey larp friends...

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btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

08.03.2026 03:32 👍 2761 🔁 886 💬 3 📌 0
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

08.03.2026 08:45 👍 4672 🔁 1901 💬 29 📌 66

From the studio that brought you, "What if literally everything around you had feelings," and "Okay, what if your FEELINGS had feelings,"

Comes, "What, like queers have feelings?"

08.03.2026 06:15 👍 219 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 0

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 👍 16896 🔁 3367 💬 200 📌 119

We watched the impaired sight biathlon today. They shoot via lasers that have sound feedback for sighting. It's so hella cool!!! Lasers!

08.03.2026 04:51 👍 4 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

"sometimes boys love boys and sometimes girls love girls and sometimes girls are born as boys and boys are born as girls, and all of this is perfectly okay, and if you turn out to feel any of these ways about yourself, i love you and support you" is really not that hard a thing to say

08.03.2026 02:09 👍 75 🔁 10 💬 3 📌 0

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

08.03.2026 00:22 👍 11834 🔁 2571 💬 226 📌 183

There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 👍 17548 🔁 4715 💬 613 📌 247

Love to loudly say “are you sure honey? Claude says you’re being hysterical again“ into my phone to see if anyone in the coffee shop has the manners to kill me

07.03.2026 16:58 👍 778 🔁 82 💬 5 📌 1

that's what I get for lurking deep on my timeline 😅

08.03.2026 01:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it just happened!!

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