two astronauts scheduled to go up on the same shuttle mission in 1992 got married 9 months beforehand but kept it a secret from everyone bc NASA wouldn't have let them go up if they had known. do i have to draw you a diagram
NO GODS NO MAYORS: JACK TOMPKINS
uh-oh! they accidentally made a Bad Santa the mayor of a small town in the pine barrens. whoops! nogodsnomayors.com
Listen Arthur, we’re going to Tahiti we just need uh two hundred dollars
(Red Dead scenario start noise) use eagle eye to identify people you can ask for two hundred dollars and then press x
the F-117 was the first aircraft to fully incorporate gaslighting technology. in this essay I will
Every time I open the Sony remote control app I have to take a second to remember my a7c’s secret true name like im doing paperwork on a show horse
when I’m a Chinese intelligence officer and I get sent to Britain so now I have to do a six week background course in advanced transphobia before I can go
Husband: it’s like she’s become a different person with all this trans stuff. She stays up all night posting on Mumsnet, I’m worried about her - do you guys have Mumsnet?
Chinese intelligence officer: 兄弟, 现在就跟她离婚吧。
‘why does Bruce Willis’ helmet have Bruce Willis’ hairline’ and it does
here’s one of my notes for the next KJB episode which I suspect is a bit too visual to make it in
mr evrart is helping me to find my bonus episode
Joani Reid being a terf, predictably
[average British politics couple, year 2026]
wife: it’s cool how there’s men in all of our female spaces. normal world
husband: do you think the Chinese intelligence officer really likes me or am I just being parasocial
I love Sony because they’ll make the most beautiful, functional digital camera you’ve ever seen and name it like this verytallbart bit
I got way more like an effeminate gay boy as a woman than I did as an effeminate gay boy. You try explaining that
Joani Reid is a particularly nasty terf who once described trans people as a “virus” so excuse me if I am very much enjoying/crossing my fingers for her downfall lol
that’s the idea. we’re playing hardball here: making a product we hope people will want to pay for
mr evrart is helping me to find my bonus episode
I’m an innovator
you know I liked that good cop, can we get the good cop back in here. I utterly condemn the bad cop
enhhhh I’ll take the lint
on an experimental sample size of one it doesn’t work if you use passive voice. give me two hundred dollars
After resetting wargame conditions on Day 2, the referees forbade paint nights, dodgeball leagues, and craft brewery tours, nominally in the interest of "balance".
in the classic wargaming exercise Millennial Challenge Iran was able to maintain command and control by lovebombing American forces and then ghosting them for three days
the FIRST BONUS EPISODE about this very game is OUT NOW
www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...
moe from the simpsons holding two 100 RMB notes saying "I got to tell you, this is pretty terrific."
I try to save Josh from being twisted by greed and avarice like I’ve been by these two hundred dollars and these are the thanks I get
Olufemi taiwo: this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be allowed to have...
One must imagine Sisyphus with two hundred dollars
The cross-body bag 16 is 1kg of (mostly) aluminium, so you just need 1000 one yen coins to equate that in weight/material.
same way I do: posting
That does solve my having 200 dollars problem, but it worsens my not having another 200 dollars problem
