Waylon Joe Don Baker Jr.

I had just about given up on humanity until I saw the way Ukrainians took care of one another.

Paths of Glory - another good one.

Looks more like an exo-atmospheric interception.

Not real. Those comms shelters aren't constructed like that. You can clearly see so in the actual video.

Every damn thing needs a KPI these days...

Now they're just Disappoint-Mints.

A national security blanket, obviously.

Pitch Perfect is awesome and I will fight anyone who says otherwise. Come at me!

Anyone got a CAT UXO account? Guess we need to start identifying these potential hazards the dipshits are leaving behind.

See the look on that cat's face?

That's shorthand for "I'm shitting on your pillow before you crawl into the bed tonight."

Here's the same video in one piece. Give it a look. It's brilliantly funny. 🤣
youtube.com/shorts/SfzuV...

Definitely a banger.

"Did you see the slutty Naugahyde getup she was wearing? She was asking for it!"

I feel like these could also be lyrics to a Tom Waits song.

Absolutely no dust of debris kicked up? Yeah - I'm not convinced this is real.

Acting like a bunch of broke ass sicarios.

Another Tarantino alias.

Someone got yeeted out of the cockpit after the initial collision.

I watched it. It was indeed shitty. Just pure shit.

Face is blacked out which may represent a victim.

This world could use a shitload of homemade submarines.

Oh, he can do that, too. He once escaped for 6 hours after a heated argument over sushi. Specifically his displeasure of receiving a piece of tuna and not salmon.

Every day I wake up to all the closet doors, bathroom cabinets, and even the drawer on the nightstand open. Pretty sure Waylon's looking for guns, drugs, and money.

I wore less kit walking through Baghdad.