Tabbouleh salad and a large samosa
Mine earlier was “tabbouleh, triangle” to the tune of “Bermuda Triangle”
05.03.2026 17:20
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I still suffer from abibliophobia, despite a house full of tsundoku piles!
05.03.2026 17:16
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Was driving behind my boss, who was giving my colleague a lift, after work last night. Discovered today that they actually didn’t drive at about 2 miles an hour to wind me up, it was in fact because a cat walked out in front of them!
05.03.2026 17:15
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A small book with limbs made of rolled-up paper held between the covers and a crudely drawn face sticking out from the top
I don't have kids so I dressed up my book as a child for world book day
05.03.2026 12:58
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I’m wanting to read about ancient languages at some point later in the year, so will put that on my list!
05.03.2026 17:08
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This is a good analogy. Very useful in carefully controlled settings for specific usages, but unfortunately being widely inserted into everything and used without training or PPE and poisoning a lot of things and people and we’re going to pay a tonne of money to remove it safely in the future
05.03.2026 11:26
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I think I offended the guy from Scottish Power by telling him he needed to get some physics lessons after him repeatedly claiming they were “sending” me electricity 😬
03.03.2026 15:15
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I also watched Heathers for the first time the same evening
02.03.2026 15:19
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I just watched it for the first time last week and enjoyed it!
02.03.2026 15:16
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Lady, this is a kitchen witch’s dream pantry.
*tosses some peppercorns her way*
Shoo!
01.03.2026 15:32
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The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive
28.02.2026 12:42
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I booked tickets today, and was totally bamboozled at first when I saw the seating plan! This makes it a bit clearer in my head!
27.02.2026 21:20
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27.02.2026 21:13
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70s cartoon character Bod, on green background, in similar walking pose to Homer
Here comes… Homer?
27.02.2026 21:10
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It was me!
24.02.2026 20:04
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Hard to move at all when you’re embedded in a wall!
24.02.2026 19:53
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It looks like some sort of dolls house built on a grey Lego base board. But uglier
22.02.2026 19:30
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One of the things I find frustrating about sci-fi is that because of the American influence of it, all of the planets are called things like Zexion 5 and Danshassia 7. I’d call them things like ‘Nether Roundthorpe’ and ‘Spheresbury’. Gravity Bywell. Chalfont St Globeby. Bishop’s Goitre.
19.02.2026 18:04
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Reminded me that I took this photo in China
17.02.2026 21:23
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I know just enough Japanese I think...
roses are red
ao is blue
midori is green
but ao is too
14.02.2026 20:43
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Large brown ball, slightly smaller than a basketball, held in my outstretched hand with stage behind it covered with a curtain consisting of Robert Grove’s CV
Being in the front row was a lot of fun, but sadly the giant Maltesers were not edible!
14.02.2026 20:21
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Shout out to the lady two along from me, who, during the (deliberate) pause after Scrooge asking what day it was in @christmasgoeswrong.bsky.social shouted “Valentine’s Day”! @mischiefcomedy.bsky.social
14.02.2026 20:18
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
13.02.2026 04:00
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Well, if they’re stainless steel they could be quite irony!
13.02.2026 19:00
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I’ve been meaning to get photos for the past few weeks, keep driving past on the way to the shops!
12.02.2026 18:40
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@jaunty.art
12.02.2026 18:29
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The Snowman postbox topper. The boy has slumped forward so it looks like the snowman is bumming him
This angle clearly shows the snowman’s grin
Unspeakable behaviour from The Snowman
12.02.2026 18:28
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Oh it was a few decades ago 🤣
11.02.2026 20:07
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I fell in love with one in a dolls house magazine, then had to figure out how to modify the kit to make it into that style
11.02.2026 19:39
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