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Tim

@tas50

Sys Admin, turned Operations Engineer, turned Software Developer, turned Product Manager. Working to someday pivot to pizza parlor owner. Currently Product @ Mondoo.com. Ex Chef.io, Cozy.co, Limelight Networks, Webtrends, US Antarctica Program.

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Other countries are arresting people on the Epstein list, America decided to make its most frequent flier its president and is now going to give him a war with Iran as a distraction.

This is not a serious country.

19.02.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 2798 πŸ” 684 πŸ’¬ 107 πŸ“Œ 29

That's not how a power grid works, but sure.

02.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump’s approval rating has held steady at 40% to this week. This post is right that the majority of Americans should come to terms with the fact that 2 out 5 of their fellow citizens want America to be a less competently run and more corrupt version of 1930s Germany.

This is who we are.

31.01.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 169 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 4

Anything that took NEVI money anywhere in the US has an uptime requirement or the money can get clawed back

31.01.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 21% of WA power is a fossil fuel

31.01.2026 03:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Location not station. Installing a transformer. Paving/concrete work. Conduits and wiring. 6+ chargers. Seems about right

31.01.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Location not station

31.01.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They have uptime requirements in the awards

31.01.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Modern security in a nutshell

16.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That place is a gem of a museum. Also the company the founded it was a CIA front and it's a wild story

14.01.2026 06:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about the poor engineer that typo'd 'Physically' in Windows WMI and how in 2026 we still have to explain to people that yes "CsPhyicallyInstalledMemory" is actually the property you need to call in your code.

14.01.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

Richard scarry image of pigs eating hot dogs

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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

10.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 8426 πŸ” 916 πŸ’¬ 257 πŸ“Œ 66

If 11 million is ever burning a whole in your wallet, you can get this super weird house in Ferndale, complete with space for your Zebras www.zillow.com/homedetails/...?

07.01.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.

05.01.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 38224 πŸ” 11688 πŸ’¬ 1879 πŸ“Œ 918

Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.

Mattia sips on an espresso during his.

Truly the heroes we need during these times.

02.01.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 4145 πŸ” 798 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 158
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie. Powered by our proprietary WaveStopperβ„’ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.

They gentrified the tinfoil hat

01.01.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 11404 πŸ” 3298 πŸ’¬ 249 πŸ“Œ 315
@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: β€œPretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”

@joepompliano on Threads posted a pic of a map dotted with dozens of yacht names and said: β€œPretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

31.12.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 9691 πŸ” 2697 πŸ’¬ 335 πŸ“Œ 342

My usual reminder that β€œwe’re gonna file a lawsuit” isn’t news. That’s a press release. β€œWe filed a lawsuit and here’s the complaint” is news.

27.12.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 940 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

Releasing the Epstein Files was the weirdest way to find out that Donald Trump has actually had one real friend.

27.12.2025 15:36 πŸ‘ 1245 πŸ” 242 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 9
An aging product manager nails a hockey shot on his kid on xmas morning

An aging product manager nails a hockey shot on his kid on xmas morning

Merry Christmas from the Smiths

25.12.2025 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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California is bringing on former CDC Director Dr. Susan Monarez to launch the Public Health Network Innovation Exchange (PHNIX). PHNIX will work to move California and the nation forward despite the CDC’s retreat from science under the Trump admin.

15.12.2025 23:29 πŸ‘ 531 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 10
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15.12.2025 21:58 πŸ‘ 1260 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Leaked audio reveals Campbell's VP's remarks about soup's ingredients A leaked recording from a former staffer has sparked chaos for Campbell Soup, claiming to show a company VP trash-talking the brand's own products and the people who buy them.

My partner sometimes sends me links for my cyber newsletter, this.weekinsecurity.com.

Today she sent me this story (forgive the link) about a leaked recording of Campbell's CISO allegedly criticizing his company's own food, with the comment, simply: "Cyber soup-curity," followed by, "C.I.S.Oh no."

25.11.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Most airports are pretty well run though. Seattle not so much

25.11.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever says, β€˜as an engineer I can talk to customers and define product strategy myself, so we don’t need product managers’ just became the product manager

01.08.2025 08:55 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Yes

16.11.2025 15:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
E-40: Tiny Desk Concert
E-40: Tiny Desk Concert YouTube video by NPR Music

E-40 did a Tiny Desk concert and it's amazing if you haven't seen it www.youtube.com/watch?v=59eB...

15.11.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We are really ruled by the dumbest people in existence.

12.11.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 16884 πŸ” 2878 πŸ’¬ 2178 πŸ“Œ 586

i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is β€œi am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”

13.11.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 11748 πŸ” 2032 πŸ’¬ 260 πŸ“Œ 146
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www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

11.11.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 13456 πŸ” 3830 πŸ’¬ 334 πŸ“Œ 222