Mr. Big Shot

Let's push are selves to are limits

Absolutely fascinating. Thank you for the prompt response and helpful information. I will be sure to bring my purse so that I may exchange my labor for purchased goods through monetary means.

Wow! Really interested in learning more. Do they happen to carry any Things, or, perhaps, Items?

{grinning vampirically} I'm Happy. I'm Healthy. I'm Human.

I’m at The Store right now. you guys should check it out, they got all kinds of stuff here

Ever since my birthday I became a shell of a human and everyday I inch closer to total disintegration

all airplanes are scared. God's perfect animals

Lmfao

if I was a uber driver I'd say some shit like "do you know how to drive? alright, you might have to help me out here" to whoever got in my car

I lost my mind to business

I can't believe we're all going to die just because trump realized he's not getting into heaven

sorry for not getting back to u.. i haven't been in my real life

i lived close by from here . close by the blue night moonlight

there should be a Baby Home Depot . a small store only babies can go into to buy construction supplies and home goods

Feeling scared . 🥰🥰🥰

lot O fear entering my heart lately ..

Once I Was On Earth And I Liked It

taking a video of me going "Ah, fuck — I can't believe you've done this" to my beautiful wife handing me divorce papers

I think I could work some real magic on tiktok if I had black contacts and I was unemployed

i love POSTING!!!!!

{french accent } basketbull.. zees ees life, non?

u movin in a way that would suggest u was in a horror movie twin

tshirt that says I've Lost Everything And I Don't Care Because It Doesn't Matter with a photo of shadow the hedgehog walking away from an explosion

Lmfao.. I know what our next song is going to be ☝️😁

“Hymn of Gross Pasta”

We give the children noodles
As gross as gross can be!
Only revolting pasta
For our precious progeny

But oh! The youngsters yearn
As every child ought
To douse their meal with dreadful muck
Now give these tykes their sauce!

when it's time to eat Gross Pasta

Children, children *banging a ladle against a pot* time to eat your Gross Pasta!

Gentlemen, ladies *nods once to the left, then the right* It appears The Frightenment is upon me.

wondering what posting in the afterlife will be like. perhaps we just make patterns in the stars

Guys let's all
post together forever