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has that jeremy bolm clip made it to bluesky yet or is that exclusively a twitter jumpscare

06.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

😬

05.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
norman rockwell's 'freedom of speech' painting, in which a man is standing up to speak at a local town hall meeting.

norman rockwell's 'freedom of speech' painting, in which a man is standing up to speak at a local town hall meeting.

the disney, IP and footballification of world book day is very, very bad.

05.03.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

great news! i am rewatching β€˜entourage’ for the <redacted)th time.

04.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you have to laugh don’t you.

03.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

anyway hysterical cameo in the last 5 mins, really did do a double-take.

02.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

am i allowed to state that i think β€˜industry’ has jumped the shark.

02.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t explain it but harry styles dancing at an awards ceremony feels like a recession indicator.

01.03.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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more february:

have thought non-stop about β€˜night of the living rez’, short stories which jump back & forth in time; β€˜ripcord’ was fascinating in its construction & i went back to mark hoppus’ autobiography after letting it sit for a year.

01.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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february:

interconnected stories of women in mexico; hated jennette mccurdy’s novel (sorry); george saunders, as great as ever (but just read β€˜lincoln in the bardo’); abel ferrara, absolutely insane life.

01.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on,  and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

28.02.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 7046 πŸ” 1034 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 15

mad that we’ve reached the β€˜being at war’ stage of romanticising the 2000s.

28.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard not to feel a constant churning dread these days isn’t it

28.02.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

pov you live with a greebo

26.02.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i won't tell you i'm having a midlife crisis but there WILL be signs (getting back into youth crew)

25.02.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

insane that i am destined to never see gorilla biscuits live (the boom show in leeds sold out in under two mins??)

25.02.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The demolition of Anglia Square by robot dinosaurs. Here we see one of the best bits; a brick and precast reinforced concrete car park being slowly dealt with like a plate of coleslaw at an all you can eat.

The demolition of Anglia Square by robot dinosaurs. Here we see one of the best bits; a brick and precast reinforced concrete car park being slowly dealt with like a plate of coleslaw at an all you can eat.

The demolition of Anglia Square by robot dinosaurs. Here we see one of the best bits; a brick and precast reinforced concrete car park being slowly dealt with like a plate of tagliatelle at an all you can eat.

The demolition of Anglia Square by robot dinosaurs. Here we see one of the best bits; a brick and precast reinforced concrete car park being slowly dealt with like a plate of tagliatelle at an all you can eat.

Bite
Anglia Square
Norwich

24.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t know who needs to hear this but i just turned off automatic updates on my iphone and it immediately free’d up 11.4GB of space lmao

23.02.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The SEND stuff is spinning me out. 270,000 children at a minimum have been doomed. Another day, another example of this government proving themselves to be cowardly and craven.

23.02.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

these people are so cooked in the head aren’t they.

21.02.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

look nobody cares or needs my opinion, but it's just funny to me that the one john cale & charli xcx song is a better approximation of "wuthering heights" than the entirety of a film which cost millions of pounds to make.

20.02.2026 10:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

catherine earnshaw IS brat.

19.02.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

don't worry, rupert lowe is going to sort it all out for us.

19.02.2026 10:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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back to work after a week off:

16.02.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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valentine’s! at the tagabow show πŸ’˜

15.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s about 12 people on Bluesky so very long shot here but if anyone knows of a spare going for TAGABOW at the ICA tonight give me a shout

14.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

imagine if you’d just asked me

12.02.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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january:

went back to the philippa snow i’d ditched last year; al pacino, insane life; loved anahit behrooz’s look at friendship & pop culture, & β€˜perfection’ just made me miss berlin even tho its protagonists are the type who are (probably) changing the city for the worse…!

12.02.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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deleted instagram & tiktok off my phone, and finally started reading again- so here's my 2026 book thread:

12.02.2026 12:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0