John

(Betteridge's Law?)

No.

I don't think he's even going to try more than desultorily.

There is nothing he can do to prevent having an election in a few months.

Unfortunately that we already had access to

Right, I figure this will probably prevent his appointment to any Senate confirmable positions

A wild fact is that Alexander Skarsgard is only three years younger than Olivia Colman.

i mean, they do suck.

Closing of the Straits of Hormuz?

AP classes and their consequences were a disaster for the human race.

I feel like I had a pretty strong ability to predict the word that would come after "Markwayne", but otherwise not so great.

There have been "we are overthrowing your government" (notably Afghanistan 2001 and Iraq 2003).

Cyrus either has no living descendants or all the living descendants. Nothing in between.

Like, look.

The poll numbers for this war (in the US at least) are significantly worse than the poll numbers for Iraq, but it does seem like people are much less exercised about it.

He who fucks nuns will already have joined the Church, I guess

How is Hegseth objecting to wats with vague objectives? I guess "no objectives" is technically different from vague ones.

"Dead girl or live boy" has still got it

My question is why is Jess dressed like Megan from Mad Men

Like a gradual slide, though it got much worse when he found out about Wanda and Vision and turned out to be an anti-robot bigot.

Simon, that is an elephant, it doesn't understand your quips.

Of course.

Pietro does not avoid women, but he does deny them his essence.

Pretty much

X-Factor issues of the Mutant Massacre maybe more important in terms of consequences, but I think this is the best straight up comic issue of the bunch.

Cap's definitely a guy who calls AIs "Clankers." This inspires Discourse when Kamala Khan accuses him of being a bigot.

Gemini has a point, Cap is bigoted against LMDs. Though also, the Gemini Force? Is that what they told you? I don't think that's a thing, friend.

The LMD Zodiac is like the Brick Tamland of supervillains. "I'm a water sign!"

"You need not know DESTINY to know we just got canned, babe."

He is literally a child! Betsy is such a mess.