He’s the freakin’ executive that SIGNED US UP FOR THIS MESS. HE SIGNED THE MERGER. I hope the payout was worth it, you inert thumb.
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He’s the freakin’ executive that SIGNED US UP FOR THIS MESS. HE SIGNED THE MERGER. I hope the payout was worth it, you inert thumb.
Me: <facepalm> I told him to use the NEW ONE. “Use the (new company) WiFi as (old company) is being deprecated. Users also experiencing issues should open their own tickets, per our guidelines <inserts link>”
He ignored ME, but gave more helpful info to the MAN network engineer.
Network engineer: “weird I don’t see him on the company guest wifi”
We have a discussion back and agree I’ll respond on the ticket.
Me, in disguise now: “are you connecting to (old company) WiFi or (new company) WiFi?
Him: “I’m using (old company) WiFi and others are complaining about it too”
Him: “if you need a key to the network closet I have one. It isn’t that hard to reset the router bits just pushing a button”
Me: “TICKET, no router!”
*finds the ticket he finally opens and assigns to a network engineer and explain the issue*
Him: “Reset the router it isn’t that hard”
Me: “your wireless signal isn’t coming from a router. We had a network cutover and there’s no more router to reset. Besides, I don’t have clearance to go resetting anything on the network. You need to open a ticket”
Just episode #6763673 I’ve experienced of everyday sexism in the workplace, but this time documented in a ticket. Former managing partner wouldn’t listen to ME when I told him the solution to his problem, but when I wore the name of a dude network engineer in a ticket, suddenly he’s the model user.
Man. Energy vampires are real, I tell ya wut
What in the fascist FUCK
old way: start > run > notepad.exe
new way: launch microsoft 365 copilot for sharepoint copilot for office copilot 365 hbo max 365 and simply say: "hey cortana. copilot run notepad copilot. sharepoint"
Hehehehehehe
Another year, another birthday. We hit up a great little place near work called K-Pot and it was a great time for both of us. Birthday successful! 🥳❤️
You can’t bury your demons. You gotta hunt them, bind them, and burn them.
Is there ever a way to tell a bro at the gym he straight up smells like he’s never heard of soap or AITA for wanting to tell bro he reeks? 🤮
Hey frens.
How do you handle the daily rage machine? Like, every day my feed is stacked with injustice upon injustice, and a bunch of Mayosapien nonsense.
It’s exhausting, and if I’m being honest, feels a bit futile.
Pinterest used to be a fine retreat for me, but not anymore ☠️
“Elf on a Shelf” elf sitting at a coffee station holding a sign saying “Elf Refueling Station”, nestled against some packets of hot cocoa and coffee creamer. He’s also holding a k-cup with a red and white striped straw jammed into it.
At least my workplace knows how to do seasons and holidays lol
Pinterest pin featuring sexy sleepwear featuring a bralette with cups sewn as teddy bear faces, paired with brown fuzzy jammie pants with a teddy bear pattern. Not pictured: my face wearing a “tired of this shit” expression.
Jesus Christ WTF, Pinterest??? Is there NO PLACE to hide from the T&A ruining childish things for me???
I don’t want to see this!!!1!
Literally too old and tired for this shit.
Just, you know, to reiterate…
FUCK AI.
TIL that foot cramps while doing a dead hang feels almost like a broken neck about to happen 😶☠️ #WorkoutThoughts
How come every time I go to update my onboarding power point, my day explodes????
Sign next to a road with a large chunk missing that is clearly impossible to cross: “just speed up a bit. You got this” Nobody sane would cross that.
How this M&A at work feels…
Scooby doo reveal meme Stop gatekeeping art I want to use ai
The transparency is phenomenal
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Some people have had trouble watching the segment on the CBS site. Here's a link to the YouTube version: youtu.be/4loulWBN5Nw?...
M’aiq doin a spaz
This is gorgeous!!!!❤️
With all the new (and unsurprising) news developments lately it makes me wonder if my own father is regretting his voting choices yet.
