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British river f(r)iend β€˜90s Kid, Furry, Otter, Pup πŸ’ΎπŸΎπŸ¦¦πŸΆ @strayjim.bsky.social 🧑🦊 Adults only πŸ”ž

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Very underwhelmed by Trickster’s rework in Dead By Daylight. Did we really just slap him down with a nerf while adding a Devil May Cry style meter and call it a job done?

The new map looks cool af at least

12.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This is why comparison pics are so powerful 😀

12.03.2026 11:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a little sad when people who are clearly shredded take photos where they’re contorting their bodies in weird ways or tensing everything everywhere all at once

You may not be where you want to but you should be proud of where you are and the progress you’ve made β€” you’re only kidding yourself

12.03.2026 10:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People rinsing him for being a landlord is healing my soul πŸ˜‡

12.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, we’re ACTUALLY going to plan a holiday this year and I want you to hold me to it chat! 😀 (collective noun, complimentary)

12.03.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m talking about us as a Queer and Furry community, not gobby gammons on Facebook

11.03.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon depicting a person fleeing from someone chasing them with a knife, however the forced perspective of the TV camera makes it appear as though the person fleeing is in fact the attacker. I have no idea of the source I am sorry ):

Cartoon depicting a person fleeing from someone chasing them with a knife, however the forced perspective of the TV camera makes it appear as though the person fleeing is in fact the attacker. I have no idea of the source I am sorry ):

Like…

Have we never seen this image?

This shit’s been glued into my head since high school

11.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AI sucks balls but to me what’s far more disheartening is how critical thinking seems to have died off with Covid

Nothing should ever be taken at face value and that should be common sense

11.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think if anything that the rise of AI would encourage people to scrutinise what they see and fact check when necessary

Yet all I seem to see is people flipping their lid with baseless accusations, or lamenting how AI means you can’t take anything at face value anymore

BITCH YOU NEVER COULD

11.03.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I figured that was the case with it being so common

11.03.2026 10:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doughnuts come in many shapes and sizes β€” and they are all valid

11.03.2026 10:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s their character at the end of the day but also /my heart weeps/ 😒

I’ve also seen a lot of otters without webbies ):

11.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the webbies 😭

11.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At least otters are safe #plantigrade #skillissue 😎

11.03.2026 08:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I like to imagine your wardrobe is full of various paw print patterns XD

11.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I do love the juxtaposition of Guinness World Records events because there’ll be a bunch of judges in fancy suits with clipboards and stopwatches while the category is something like β€œworld’s longest fart capable of destroying plant life”

11.03.2026 07:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

WHO’S HE?!?

(You)

10.03.2026 13:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Years ago I went on a few dates and we watched a 🎭 gig where one of the bits was more or less β€œyou won’t find the love of your life near your hometown”

We had a nice time but it made me realise I wasn’t that into him

Anyway, here I am now dating some dingus an hour’s drive from where I grew up lol

10.03.2026 12:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t fancy finishing work at 11pm? Smh

10.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 Furry still using Twitter posts terrible take, more at 7

10.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My honest reaction:

10.03.2026 07:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Days since a rando has informed me Apple have banned all porn on Telegram while I look at porn on Telegram using my iPhone: 0

10.03.2026 07:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

A nice one though 🧑

10.03.2026 06:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top 10 Waffle Moment

09.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting bored of Voresky logging me out every few days

09.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And so you should! Nice going man!

09.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having shitty fingers has to be one of the weirdest flexes of all time

09.03.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is it so difficult for grown men to wash their hands after having a shit?

09.03.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

True, and it seems he’s gotten worse

09.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0