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Depends which is more fulling; a sandwich or a Big White Dick
![Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".
Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved"
From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h7rietqq6qdljhsjq242kcr7/bafkreigkqxu2qfnyp3vlqgx77zrsyz5jjhxp7ret23emknwqovh5gjovzy@jpeg)
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic
(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
Another great episode! Thanks for including another one of my endings
youtu.be/PDsUG14ZZzI
Botchamania 526!
Oil Rumble, Saudi fans getting what they want but booing HHH anyway, Callis losing teeth, Japanese Barricades, photoshopped pecs, fans trying to steal Ilja's coat, Always Sunny In Philadelphia references & everything else keeping wrestling predictable in 2026
Photo references:
Gritty is the mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers
Toomgis is the AMPM mascot, and made of snacks
As promised, and better quality video of my previous submission
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Time to submit a new Botchamania ending
(Will try to get a better quality video ASAP)
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Magical healing dick is a trope in fanfiction
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www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2021/01/22/s...
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Like and share this image for a chance to win the CarousHELL Trilogy Bluray Kickstarter set! Winner drawn 1/3/26.
Happy borbday!
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www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/05/26/s...
someone please leak tens of thousands of instances of people uploading an image & asking chatgpt if their dick is big enough
Looks like Powerhouse Hobbs needs to be reminded of the dangers of electricity
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Recent comment: "This A.I. music is as fake as 🏈 🦇." In this case, this is human-made. (3 of our judges panel are also involved as collaborators on it: jnWake, pixelseph, and paradiddlesjosh.) We explicitly do NOT accept any music made with generative A.I. There are tools out there that help identify genAI music. If music involving genAI is ever unknowingly let on, it will be removed if it's discovered. We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.
25 years in, we are NOT allowing genAI music onto OC ReMix, full stop.
We're 100% against genAI music and are a community geared toward authentic creativity and artistic development. You don't get that by doing text prompts.
ocremix.org/remix/OCR04918
youtube.com/watch?v=fUsg...
Good old hockey game.
That it's not fucking Apple
"oh fuck"
As an educator, it alarms me that there is a "school shooting industry."
I cannot fathom the levels of indifference and depravity that have to be reached for this to have even needed to become a thing.
*Flashback to Comicsnix "Roots to Life: A Cradle to Love" for some reason*
The Pokemon rimjob tier list. All Pokemon, plus variants, ranked by how well they eat ass. The link for a full resolution version is below.
Not everyone can be good at scat like G G Allin was
You might recognize a name in the endings...
