Lex

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

just ran the numbers on Clearsky - it's 102 since I posted that 🤪

this pr release was an omen

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

Not a day goes by when I’m not saying this.

omg i didn't know this was a thing

there's still time!

my personal favourite

genuinely how has this a) breached containment and b) attracted the attention of so many people who will just reply to complete strangers on here

Rizgod it seems I have become quite protective of you...

you can be black, there's also like a vaguely dreadlocky hairstyle available from the start - there's unlockable styles later so I assume more there (but tbh most of the hair I've seen so far looks v similar cos it's all the same blobby aesthetic)

reverse BBL. I'm so thick and juicy they had to give some of it to brazil

yes i lived bitch!

(i had v minor surgery i am absolutely fine)

I lived bitch

I have the shot. Fire when ready.

I can't take credit for these words, by the way. They were first uttered by the sitting Home Secretary.

pokopia good :-)

good morning ben i look forward to out-monday-againing you

this one comes with a doctor's note it's not the same!!

my week of personal leave just happening to start the day pokopia comes out

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

girl help they're transvestigating in the celadon city gym

Kate Bush, in re: something good

the KVIIIlyn Sweep being an instant win button even through paralysis... that's my daughter right there

good morning ben
wetherspoons carpet daughter obviously