hey bud it’s time for your quarterly wallet inspection
29.12.2025 21:43
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hey bud it’s time for your quarterly wallet inspection
treat yourself to some Five Guys when you're done
ok but then we also need Game of The Year That's a Perfect Skinnerbox Made by Like Five Guys, Tops for stuff like balatro
ok jeremy i know i'm in my anti MTG era and i think i already know the answer but how are you breaking this guy in EDH
it looks like you got five inches shorter in these pics. keep up the good work!
put out a mix for sad girls a little while ago
soundcloud.com/missbandrui/...
it's giving "onion person on the street interviewee"
it was originally gonna be abt sex parties but i hear that submit is under new ownership now so i was afraid it wouldn't land
›looking for a new women and trans nightlife space
›ask the gym receptionist if their nightlife space is dorky or terfy
›she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what
is dorky and what is terfy
>she laughs and says "it's a good nightlife space sir"
NEED
noteworthy that it's a cover!
what
i feel like the redhead is going to somehow manage to get a Blue Dog style dem nom to claim rent control is ableist
the lady at apicha seems to be living her best life and seeing her is unerringly the high point of the visit
NB he pivoted into being the soy jordan peterson after shilling for big tobacco for years shameproject.com/profile/malc...
this happened to me once and i didn't know anything about Sorcerer. not fun!
yeah and then you turn a corner and it's like greenpoint/bronx style two story townhouses with vinyl siding
i like how architecturally patchwork it is! also moma ps1 is free if you have ny ID and is a really delightful third space even if the current exhibits don’t excite you
jesus christ
then his gf left him for his drummer, he tried to kill himself by drinking kerosene, it didn't work, and he became the depressed east coast alcoholic answer to randy newman shortly thereafter
did you know he was in a 2 man deep purple style outfit before he went solo?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7s8...
better to have them and not need them etc etc etc
one time they caught me and interrogated me about a heist on a docked ship that went sideways and i had them properly hornswoggled by improvising a story based on things i saw in the interrogation room- i even feigned a limp!
they see a jade figurine of a siamese cat in a bank vault that once held important documents and they assume that the culprit is chinese (i am not chinese) - things of this nature. also i hang out with the police and offer to do psychological profiling and throw them off the trail that way as well
i do crimes all the time and haven’t been caught (and will not be caught!) because i leave riddles at the crime scene as a form of misdirection
fun fact about me is that i was the inspiration for m3gan because of how i killed a bunch of people after a dog bit me in the head
ok but is there a picture of the aide?
jesus CHRIST