Justin Avery Smith

I hope Kristi Noem’s next cosplay includes an orange jumpsuit

Firing Kristi Noem is not enough.
She must be prosecuted.
She must be punished.

Justice must be served.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

What kind of world are we living in where Harry and Draco are getting along, but Trump and Kristi Noem aren’t?

Let’s just hope Kristi Noem doesn’t get a new job at a farm upstate

Overstuffed luggage cart.

Kristi Noem packing up her outfits.

I actually relate to Melania because I too heavily market projects no one ends up seeing

Riker is Pansexual
Bashir is Bisexual
Jadzia is Trans

I am not taking questions at this time

a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking . ALT: a woman is sitting in front of a wall of pictures and says groundbreaking .

Doing a Seinfeld impression? At an open mic?

It’s like no one wants to work in state sponsored media

The year is 2006
-There’s a war in the Middle East
-The latest Resident Evil game focuses on Leon Kennedy
-There’s no Star Trek show in production

The year is 2026
-There’s a war in the Middle East
-The latest Resident Evil game focuses on Leon Kennedy
-There’s no Star Trek show in production

I could call the fire department for back up from almost every room but Resident Evil Requiem insists I face these monsters alone with my little pistol

George Lucas made a whole movie about how the one of the steps in creating a fascist empire is the death of children, so yes, it actually *is* that deep.

Riker is Pansexual
Bashir is Bisexual
Jadzia is Trans

I am not taking questions at this time

You know that feeling you get when people tell you they haven’t seen Shawshank Redemption? That’s how Trekkies feel when you say you haven’t seen Star Trek.

It’s always cool to make jokes about a minority so long as that minority is billionaires

Walking into an open mic after the last comic has already performed only to go onstage and deadname a trans person during your set?

George Lucas made a whole movie about how the one of the steps in creating a fascist empire is the death of children, so yes, it actually *is* that deep.

a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20 ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20

ADHDers after sending 2 emails.

I really wish Star Trek had gotten this one wrong

My dad asked me to send him something even more cursed than the Ring video; a copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

You’re telling me that a racist pedophile isn’t above starting an illegal war??

It’s always cool to make jokes about a minority so long as that minority is billionaires

This White House is literally committing human rights violations for likes and follows

I really wish Star Trek had gotten this one wrong

You’re telling me that a racist pedophile isn’t above starting an illegal war??

The only wars I want more of are Star Wars, please and thank you.

I was sick last week and still managed to get 76 minutes of stage time this month, which is 15 minutes more than last month. Please clap.

You say neurodivergence is a superpower and my lived experience says that’s bullshit