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@dagswell

Screaming helpfully into the void. Denver, CO. This IS financial advice but it’s bad.

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Is it bad this just sounds like a cool Saturday?

27.02.2026 03:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

hell yeh

20.02.2026 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

wut is it tho

19.02.2026 23:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lmao Duncan Robinson’s reaction

10.02.2026 04:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[ominous music]

04.02.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[Grunting]

04.02.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[ 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵]

04.02.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

[Men chatter indistinctly]

04.02.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m the guy that adds interstitial subtitles in your favorite series, here’s some of the work I’m most proud of 🧵

04.02.2026 08:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

it’s a wicked world in all meridians

08.01.2026 11:47 👍 376 🔁 172 💬 4 📌 10

Great band

31.12.2025 18:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still tru

12.12.2025 05:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The trend in deaths since 2049 tells a story. Either there are just fewer humans to crush (sad for the frogs) or there is an understanding between the two cohorts (happy for everyone)

07.12.2025 01:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Future me here. I actually don’t want a job.

03.12.2025 03:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

As a treat

03.12.2025 03:30 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still looks exactly the same and will in another 20 years.

24.11.2025 21:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

fest 36

22.11.2025 05:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My ancestors communicate with me through wordle each day

20.11.2025 22:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sure

11.10.2025 03:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in that “praying to god for a job phase” and I honestly don’t care about what I feel in the future.

10.10.2025 15:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please don’t let the Portland frog get milkshake ducked.

09.10.2025 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I will find out the way I always do with these things, horny copy pasta the nano second after it’s public.

09.10.2025 01:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Barbarian gave me a similar shock to these. Though it’s a little campier.

06.10.2025 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't understand the appeal of chicken wings. Like, here's some spicy bones, you'll need a shower afterwards.

28.09.2025 19:26 👍 943 🔁 212 💬 69 📌 16

Dude, Lua? Did they give you the iPad to play music?

27.09.2025 20:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

member

26.09.2025 04:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Prolly a DEI hire after Cracker Barrel went woke

10.09.2025 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

every guy has one drawer that contains 7 years of his personality ❤️

27.08.2025 15:51 👍 62 🔁 6 💬 7 📌 2

I mean just look at it.

23.08.2025 03:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those schlops…

14.08.2025 05:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0