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Alison

@tudorgrrrl

Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.

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You looked spectacular and I am sure she was proud to be seen with you.

07.03.2026 06:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh if I had a guy who wanted to know what colour I was wearing and then turned up with a matching pocket square he would be getting soooo much love.

07.03.2026 03:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They haven’t really filled out at all though

07.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went through the other day and it was very underwhelming.

07.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I doubt these guy’s opinions would survive a marriage unchanged. Even if they did get the submissive, passive wife of their misogynistic dreams, I don’t see that appeal lasting very long. Of course it would depend on their self-awareness which I suspect is low.

07.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Packing for 3 days in Melbourne summer and 10 days in Japan spring… work trip vs fun trip. A lot more colours in the second bag!!

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How would that answer change depending on relationship status, do you think they want their wives to initiate but not girlfriends? Or other way around?

06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Why have you blocked non US traffic?

06.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody seriously is called Markwayne. That’s not a real name, that’s a typo on the birth certificate.

05.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noem fires dogs. Maybe that’s what he means.

05.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So it turns out video games do make you violent.

05.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Hilary ever gave me this look I would die. Literally actually just dead.

03.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m living in the centre of a Venn diagram of humid Sydney summer, menopause, disabled and fat. It is fucking sweaty here. Yuck I hate it. Summer is the WORST SEASON.

03.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing like going to visit your old office and the layoffs are happening today. They do it every year I stg.

03.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My kids thought the same. I picked up some VHS tapes of old Playschool eps when they were little and Lorraine was in some of them. Classic and timeless.

01.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have Plantagenet ties in my ancestry too (hi cousin), and I have also have my Scottish ancestors emigrating to some one pub town outside Goulburn as itinerant barbers. We are all the same really.

01.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At this stage they’re probably shooting at anything they have a chance of hitting.

01.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s quite fascinating. But no English flags on there?

01.03.2026 11:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even β€œdo soccer” but I adore Sam Kerr.

01.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lorraine Bayly died. I remember when she was everywhere!

01.03.2026 11:10 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Children died. This is not just about your political cycle ffs.

01.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would never meet this guy IRL again if I could avoid it.

You are so cute and kind and petite, and these guys are creeps.

01.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So he’s making excuses for his behaviour and trying to convince you that you were imagining a feeling that was pronounced enough that you asked people about it. Not a fleeting antenna twinge but a blinking alarm.

He’s gaslighting you because you called him on his BS.

01.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I have lol but it involved a fall. And I apologised profusely!

01.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The slightest pushback to me saying β€œthis is feeling icky to me” is a NOPE.

01.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you need to interact with this person at all?

If no, I would tell them that they have made you uncomfortable in these ways and you are asking them to stop.

Then they STOP IMMEDIATELY or else you block and name & shame.

I will give them a chance to understand the problem but

01.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah absolutely not do not do that please.

01.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh definitely. Education and this kind of β€œignore all arguments to the contrary” religion are not friends.

28.02.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair. But basically it’s a bunch of people who take Revelations (the crazy fever dream book of the Bible) extremely literally.

When you think about it, literalism is kind of the problem.

28.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah look up rapture evangelism

28.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0