Richard Sheppard

Two wits. Two Hughs.

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean.
So give him a salad, maybe.

Donald Trump shows the world folders 'containing his business plan', then they turn out to be entirely blank The President-elect also packed the press conference with staff members who laughed and applauded throughout

That time Trump signed those documents divesting himself from his businesses, so that it wouldn't appear that he was using the Presidency for financial gain. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
#tirftft (things I remember from the first term)

A homemade mini pumpkin pie

Mini pumpkin pie! mmmmmm

ikr? 🤣

Also: I'm the world's richest man. Now work for me for free.

Hey, Paul!

I don't hate it. It's just famous for having a klunky interface.

Screenshot of YouTube post (without video) from The Onion with the title "Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can't Follow Him In"

Musk is looking for high IQ people to work 80-hour weeks for free. The Venn Diagram shows there is no overlap of high IQ people, and people who want to be slaves are mutually exclusive groups.

I lil meme wot I created. Feel free to share and copy onto the other place as I've not had an account there for a few months.