@brianmwise
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor. Pronouns aren't hard to learn. Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list. Living Among Clouds, Emerald City. Always Ω
I mean, I personally think "susurration" and "onomonopeia" are the most beautiful words, but then again I don't spray paint tacky plastic Home Depot decorations gold and glue them to the wall and think it looks good, so
Wait. WAIT. IS THE CLOT BREAKING FREE?
what channel is this on???
I was more or less just hoping he'd let the Piecemaker go off "accidentally"
I mean...
Are they REALLY that big?
Trump wears a normal size 10 1/2 without the lifts.
So Rubio's normal is, what? Kids 7.5?
I bought all the right ingredients for a proper St. Paddy's day corned beef brisket stew and as per fucking usual I forgot that the only person who sort of likes corned beef in this house is me
I used to have a 250lb doofus maximus dog who would cheerfully help me finish leftovers, but he passed
"I don't care if somebody is any good, I don't care what their values are, I just want revenge on the guy who helped expose me as a pedophile rapist."
ICE was hacked! We now know what companies make up ICE deportation pipeline.
I was thinking more "Sargeant Detritus" but that works too
Because clearly Americans can't object to Trump doing incredibly illegal and unconstitutional things unless the price of gas per gallon is over $3.50.
I'm reminded of Terry Pratchett's definition of erotic vs kinky.
One uses the feather. The other uses the chicken.
(However it does make you someone I have questions as to exactly how you manage to get dates and maintain a stable relationship. Also, someone I'm going to keep away from chickens.)
"Sticking a feather up your ass does not make you a chicken"
NEW: Grammarly got hit with a class-action lawsuit this afternoon over its AI "expert review" feature that uses real experts' likenesses without their consent. @juliaangwin.com is the only named plaintiff. @milesklee.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/gramma...
The one company that got driverless cars sort of right has had more accidents per vehicle than the average racecar driver
We are still losing our constitutional rights and our democracy is continually falling to far right authoritarianism, btw.
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Gosh, maybe you should fucking quit then
... Did it work?
Narrator: it did not work.
Putin's bitch says what?
Trump has stolen over $1,700 from each American family through his illegal tariffs.
Not returning the money would be theft in broad daylight from each and every American family that has paid the price of Trump’s chaotic tariffs.
One can only hope the staged attack fails in the worst way.
Who could have possibly foreseen that attacking a country by killing 200 children and countless civilians with missiles positioned at a geological advantage in almost every possible position at one of the most critical energy transportation waterways would be a bad fucking idea
Okay but
WHY IS HE STILL DOING FUCKING RALLIES?
It's easy to be "ahead of schedule" when you have no schedule planned at all
1. That's not how any of this works
2. I ain't going to the paywall so I can find out that this is a bullshit Axios take as per fucking usual
Apparently Target called someone and said, "Hey, maybe we should talk to like one of those people who were really loud about boycotting Target, get them to reverse course with fifty thousand in gift cards or something and then announce it's all over" without realizing that's not how this works.
Reuters: U.S. APPEALS COURT REJECTS TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BID TO OVERTURN NEW YORK TUNNEL FUNDING RULING
...decades. Decades.
Who could have possibly foreseen that attacking a country by killing 200 children and countless civilians with missiles positioned at a geological advantage in almost every possible position at one of the most critical energy transportation waterways would be a bad fucking idea
Oh wait, it even gets better. Because not only did he pull the bait and switch on Seattle basketball fans BUT he also demanded that Seattle either build a new sports complex for his basketball team OR upgrade Key Arena and when they did, THAT is when Shultz sold the Sonics off to OKC.
Not kidding.
